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You'll be happy if you constrict your anus 100 times everyday. Another random Amazon link via alldumb.com. (And yes, as Neil pointed out, my affiliate ID is in the link -- remove it if you don't want me to get a whole two pennies out of it, only if you buy the book.)

Posted by Jake on 09/22/03 @ 05:12 PM
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