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Boy dies after daring teen to hit him on the head with a skateboard
Boy hits own head with skateboard. Boy brags he can take a hit to the head with a skateboard from anybody. Friends follow through. Friends clock him. Boy cracks skull. Boy removed from gene pool.
Nicole said on 10/31/04 @ 09:35 AM: Mike is a good friend he was always there for whoever needed him even when not asked. He did unsual things to make us laugh and everybody who saying stuff about well they didnt have any common sense your wrong~!!!!! He did but like i said he did unsual things to make us laugh and that time went to far but Michael is with us in spirit and will NEVER be forgotten. He is one of my best freinds and he was always there for me and he still is. We miss him dearly.