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Ruminations for the day

I bit the bullet and added ClubRum to the list of mailing lists that I'm a paying supporter (currently, the Langa List is the other). The daily ClubRum mailings are a riot, and I'll certainly be renewing. Especially when these good ones come across the list:

I sure got a lot of strange looks, carrying a dead zebra, a rotting antelope and a suitcase full of rancid prairie dogs. That's the last time I try to board an airplane with more than two carrion items.
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I can think of no better reason to treat my fellow human beings with kindness than that the human condition is already fraught with so much suffering and injustice. I sure as hell hope someone else can think of a better one, though, or I'm gonna kick myself for being such a wimpy-ass do-gooder.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I've woken up naked and hung over next to a monkey. Then I'd have a dollar *and* one helluva story to tell the grandkids.
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(and from their filthy list)
I had a dream that Britney Spears rubbed her breasts in my face and Jennifer Lopez gave me head while Salma Hayek sucked my toes and the Olsen twins videotaped everything. I would have kept dreaming it, too, if I hadn't set off the smoke detector.
Fun stuff, and for $12/year, it's a steal.

Posted by Jake on 09/09/03 @ 10:48 AM
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:54 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:54 PM:
It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More)

Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:56 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:56 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:57 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:59 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:59 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 11:01 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 11:02 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 11:03 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/12/03 @ 12:18 AM:
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