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I'd have a large penis, too!

But Chris has his claim on the largest, based on the spam he's received in the last 15 minutes. From his funny post:

If I respond to every unsolicited offer I've received in the past fifteen minutes, I could have: (1) a penis that stretches from here to the middle of Nebraska, which will remain unwaveringly rigid for 218.3 years; (2) sex with 21 women, but only if I respond today; (3) a breast size that could fit the three moons of Jupiter inside; (4) a Pacific ocean's worth of printer ink; and (5) enough wealth to enable the entire citizenry of California to retire tomorrow.
I'd honestly like somebody to do the math, as I don't think Pirillo is too far off with his estimates.

I use the SpamBayes Outlook Addin and it seems to do just fine with my 300 or so spam I get on a daily basis (though I have a bunch of server-based filters that kill a bunch before it even gets to my inbox, so I'm sure I'd have 500+ without those).

Posted by Jake on 09/08/03 @ 04:05 PM
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:54 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:55 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:56 PM:
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Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 11:00 PM:
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