I’d have a large penis, too!

But Chris has his claim on the largest, based on the spam he’s received in the last 15 minutes. From his funny post:

If I respond to every unsolicited offer I’ve received in the past fifteen minutes, I could have: (1) a penis that stretches from here to the middle of Nebraska, which will remain unwaveringly rigid for 218.3 years; (2) sex with 21 women, but only if I respond today; (3) a breast size that could fit the three moons of Jupiter inside; (4) a Pacific ocean’s worth of printer ink; and (5) enough wealth to enable the entire citizenry of California to retire tomorrow.

I’d honestly like somebody to do the math, as I don’t think Pirillo is too far off with his estimates.

I use the SpamBayes Outlook Addin and it seems to do just fine with my 300 or so spam I get on a daily basis (though I have a bunch of server-based filters that kill a bunch before it even gets to my inbox, so I’m sure I’d have 500+ without those).

Comments

Got a screen shot or two? 🙂

HAHAHA! You wish, dude 😉 I ain’t making this a pecker blog.

Chris just informed me via email that he wanted screen shots of SpamBayes, not of my pecker. So just ignore that last comment. I’ll just leave it here to show that I can laugh at myself ;-).
/me is a dork

Barney Lerten says:

I haven’t tried the SpamBayes thing, but I sure like Qurb, also for Outlook. It sends 99.9 percent of spam off into its own folder and only catches a few of my many subscription newsletters over there in the process. May just have to pony up the $25 ofr that one;-)

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

Blog Roundup

It’s been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let’s get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish

bookmarks chucked on the web

My main use for a web site way back when was a way of keeping the bookmarks from several computers in one place, and getting them organized. So here is my current bookmark dump: Opera browser The Crazy Engineer…

I have no idea why my irrelevant post about bookmarks chucked to the web made it in here.
Ah, I see, this post happened to be in my bookmarks, and I wanted to comment on it way back then, and my moveabletype installation automatically pings all the sites I mention in my entries.
However, since my comment doesn’t yield any value for this post, please feel free to delete it. When/if I actually make a substantial comment in my blog, I’d feel far less guilty.
So: please feel free to delete both my comment and this one.
Thanks

bookmarks chucked on the web

My main use for a web site way back when was a way of keeping the bookmarks from several computers in one place, and getting them organized. So here is my current bookmark dump: Opera browser The Crazy Engineer…

Anonymous says:

die all of u