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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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I'd have a large penis, too!But Chris has his claim on the largest, based on the spam he's received in the last 15 minutes. From his funny post: If I respond to every unsolicited offer I've received in the past fifteen minutes, I could have: (1) a penis that stretches from here to the middle of Nebraska, which will remain unwaveringly rigid for 218.3 years; (2) sex with 21 women, but only if I respond today; (3) a breast size that could fit the three moons of Jupiter inside; (4) a Pacific ocean's worth of printer ink; and (5) enough wealth to enable the entire citizenry of California to retire tomorrow.I'd honestly like somebody to do the math, as I don't think Pirillo is too far off with his estimates. I use the SpamBayes Outlook Addin and it seems to do just fine with my 300 or so spam I get on a daily basis (though I have a bunch of server-based filters that kill a bunch before it even gets to my inbox, so I'm sure I'd have 500+ without those). 13 TrackbacksBlog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:54 PM:It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:55 PM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:56 PM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:56 PM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:57 PM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:58 PM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 10:59 PM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 11:00 PM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 11:01 PM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/11/03 @ 11:02 PM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) Blog Roundup from GDay Mate - Reviews on 09/12/03 @ 12:18 AM: It's been a few weeks since the last one and I apologise for that. Unfortunately this one will probably be fairly brief too. Anyway, let's get stuck into it. First we have Pete who appears to have retired. We wish (Read More) bookmarks chucked on the web from Nicolai Czempin Blog on 09/12/03 @ 11:21 AM: My main use for a web site way back when was a way of keeping the bookmarks from several computers in one place, and getting them organized. So here is my current bookmark dump: Opera browser The Crazy Engineer... (Read More) bookmarks chucked on the web from Nicolai Czempin Blog on 09/30/03 @ 03:51 PM: My main use for a web site way back when was a way of keeping the bookmarks from several computers in one place, and getting them organized. So here is my current bookmark dump: Opera browser The Crazy Engineer... (Read More) 7 CommentsChris Pirillo said on 09/08/03 @ 04:33 PM:Got a screen shot or two? :) Jake Ortman said on 09/08/03 @ 04:38 PM: HAHAHA! You wish, dude ;) I ain't making this a pecker blog. Jake Ortman said on 09/08/03 @ 04:51 PM: Chris just informed me via email that he wanted screen shots of SpamBayes, not of my pecker. So just ignore that last comment. I'll just leave it here to show that I can laugh at myself ;-). /me is a dork Neil T. said on 09/09/03 @ 12:59 AM: Doh! Barney Lerten said on 09/10/03 @ 12:19 AM: I haven't tried the SpamBayes thing, but I sure like Qurb, also for Outlook. It sends 99.9 percent of spam off into its own folder and only catches a few of my many subscription newsletters over there in the process. May just have to pony up the $25 ofr that one;-) Nicolai Czempin said on 09/20/03 @ 04:42 AM: I have no idea why my irrelevant post about bookmarks chucked to the web made it in here. Ah, I see, this post happened to be in my bookmarks, and I wanted to comment on it way back then, and my moveabletype installation automatically pings all the sites I mention in my entries. However, since my comment doesn't yield any value for this post, please feel free to delete it. When/if I actually make a substantial comment in my blog, I'd feel far less guilty. So: please feel free to delete both my comment and this one. Thanks Nameless One said on 11/12/03 @ 11:39 AM: die all of u Post a comment |
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