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Man gets jail for licking woman's feet in grocery storeIt still scares me that people like this exist. Thankfully he got 18 months. Posted by Jake on 08/27/03 @ 02:48 PM
Posted in Weird | 90 Comments | Permalink Send to digg, facebook, twitter or reddit 90 Commentsjohn do said on 08/11/04 @ 02:39 PM:i love to lick and eat womans feet james brown said on 08/20/04 @ 09:16 PM: i would love to lick and eat womans feet because womans feet taste very good dude said on 06/29/05 @ 07:47 AM: i like women's feet very very much i like to lick them suck on the toes and kiss all over them foot lover said on 07/21/05 @ 05:41 PM: Being a foot lover myself,i often have the desire to touch woman's feet,in malls grocery stores,or just walking in streets. I usually ask first. paul said on 09/18/05 @ 10:54 AM: I'm a foot a lover. And I understand what you are talking about . keti said on 11/10/05 @ 02:35 PM: i love the smell of woman's feet jubby said on 12/09/05 @ 02:10 PM: i love womans feet so much i get a rockon when i see womans feet P.S my wife gives me the footjobs ever shazad said on 01/08/06 @ 07:45 AM: i love women feet.i m sure no one loves the women feet in world than me.i want to suck these feet. HBD said on 05/01/06 @ 01:08 AM: I like girls' feet especially from age 16-29 but she must have also a beautiful face and a perfect body, I prefer the toenail to be painted white believe me it tastes goooood also the green yeah... Did any of you feetlovers ever tasted a feet with crispy spicy chicken,1st eat one piece of chicken then grabe your girlfriend's bigtoe and putt it in the hot souce then taste it,WOW...... edmund said on 06/13/06 @ 07:24 PM: one time i licked a girl's foot and my tongue fell out eazy said on 07/09/06 @ 11:56 AM: i love womans feet so much. im 13. i was walkin down the street once i saw a 23 year old woman. i said " can you do me a favour " " yes , ofcourse she replied " i said " well, i dont know u but would u mind if i lick your feet ?" and now i always meet her and suck her feet. when u see a woman with no socks. just ask her. but make sure its not in a too public place eddie said on 08/04/06 @ 04:34 PM: im 14 i like to lick women feet while they are asleep..but ill try asking a girl if i can do it to her judah said on 09/30/06 @ 06:32 PM: I love womans feet.I dont know how to ask a lady,"can I lick your feet."They might freak.And I might get in trouble.Im13. shani said on 11/20/06 @ 09:56 AM: i love to lick woman feet but if they r soft and of white colour steve said on 12/27/06 @ 06:02 AM: womans feet turn many men on and if she likes her feet kissed and toes sucked on they will have a great sexual relationship steve said on 12/27/06 @ 06:05 AM: womans feet turn me on and I love smelling and kissing them and sucking on the toes .most woman I have been with love having there feet kissed on and there toes sucked on steve said on 12/27/06 @ 06:07 AM: men suck on those feet and toes if you like it and dont be ashamed to admit you have a foot fetish . woman love it to know someone wants to kiss there feet Jacob said on 01/06/07 @ 04:23 PM: I would kiss and lick any woman's foot in public. I would just grab a random girl and start licking her feet. Nameless One said on 02/05/07 @ 01:23 PM: I love feet so much i would suck and lick their toes all day. i only like 15 to20 year old feet samy said on 05/09/07 @ 04:42 PM: I respect the women feet I like to kiss and lick theme and I look for girle like to be her feet kissed and licked if there is one mail me at georgetfeetlover@hotmail.com jaiden said on 05/25/07 @ 09:45 AM: I like to kiss, lick, eat girl's feet i like to be under her feet and sucking her toes here is my e-mail if a girl like to see her feet licked saharlaha@hotmail.fr Jacob said on 05/25/07 @ 11:42 AM: I would make a girl run 3 miles without socks, just shoes so her feet get nice and stinky and then lick them clean! john said on 06/02/07 @ 02:17 AM: I love girls feet!!! arun said on 06/11/07 @ 09:29 PM: i like to kiss the women when they wear silver or golden anklets. i would also like them to trample me with their feet. Feetlicker said on 06/18/07 @ 04:14 AM: Well, I love all like licking, sniffing, touching, kissing, trampling, crushing my face etc. I like woman feet and their high heels sandles also. I treat their sandles as I mentioned above with the feet. Jahangir said on 07/15/07 @ 04:46 PM: I am a South Asian male and for some reason I think white women have the best feet in the world. Pretty white feet are so sexy... as well as pink soles. European descent women have the best feet and toes. Pearl colour nail polish is best. Nameless One said on 07/23/07 @ 06:29 PM: indian women have the best feet and i am white jaws said on 07/30/07 @ 04:35 PM: I like to slowly nibble on a girls heel. SOOOO much meat on a girls heel. White girls especially. Personally I would love for a girl to dangle her feet while I eat them slowly starting with the toes, and chewing the big toe while she squeals. jaws said on 07/30/07 @ 04:36 PM: My boss doesnt realize I am plotting to eat both her feet very soon. right out of her flip flops. mmmmmmm ilickoldfeet said on 08/12/07 @ 08:00 AM: i like to lick old womens feet , the white crust yummy , especially in nylons . i stick em in my mouth and rip their nylons with my teeth ilickoldfeet said on 08/12/07 @ 08:08 AM: especially while they are napping , i smell em while they sleep until i go into a fenzy . thats when i put their nylon toes in my mouth , suck on them till they wake up , thats when i rip the nylon toes out with my teeth and lick the real thing while they jerk their feet back and scream feet slave said on 08/22/07 @ 03:47 PM: the most beautiful thing in girls are their feet, i like them too much ,White girls especially. i like 17 to 30 years old i eat feet ok said on 09/11/07 @ 06:09 PM: oh hi. hello, sometimes i walk up to strange woman with sexy feet... i creep up unnoticed, and take a big bite of their foot. i do not release until blood. i find this very erotic and they do not see the sexyness in this. thx i like to kiss female feet said on 09/12/07 @ 01:08 PM: i love kissing feet it shouldnt be a crime it is fun. barefootjoe said on 09/14/07 @ 07:16 AM: i love dirty barefeet. love to lick then clean . wish i had some nice feet to love .male / female , i love feet . love feet ,i like to wake up with nice pair of feet in my face .mmm good love feet. foot fucker said on 09/27/07 @ 09:50 PM: love to get footjobs joe said on 09/28/07 @ 12:39 PM: i love barefoot women .love to see there sole nice and dirty from walking around barefoot. footman said on 10/02/07 @ 09:02 AM: i love to suck and kiss womens feet it is great and shouldnot be a crime foot lover said on 10/02/07 @ 09:38 AM: love to lick there barefeet soles of ditry barefeet .love young boys barefeet/ girls barefeet ,love to lick them clean . love barefeet. barefoot loverfeet said on 10/02/07 @ 09:48 AM: i love barefeet .i think all women shold enjoy a man who loves to lick there sweetbarefeet. i would love to have a barefooted woman who love to have her feet loved by me .i love, love feet .love to lick the soles of there feet all day and night .barefoot lover wanted . barefoot said on 10/06/07 @ 01:34 PM: i love a nice pair of barefeet to lick ,mmm lovesfeet. i need a barefoot woman that like,s having her feet loved by a man .barefooted . foot slave of a big black woman said on 10/23/07 @ 01:58 AM: i am a feet slave of a big black woman in india. she lives in mumbai alone. her shoe size is 13 and she has long toe nails. i am her slave since the age of 8years. i remembered she kidnapped me. now i am 16. in the morning she do exercise and after that put her sweaty feet on my mouth and orders me to lick them. then she take out her smelly stockings and then put it into my mouth and locks me in a box in the toilet near the pot without even flushing it. then she takes 3 bread slices and put two of them in her shoes and one in her panty. when she comes back home she takes out the bread and orders me to eat it. after that she goes to bed and the whole night i have to smell, lick, kiss, and massage her feet. she also beats me for two hours in a day with her big shoes, sandals with heels and ofcourse her smelly and sweaty slippers. she also make me lick her wet pussy when she comes back. luvfootwiggle said on 11/02/07 @ 02:59 PM: I love it when she dangles and then her foot begins to shake side to side it is sooo hot. the other thing when her foot is shapely and nice healthy veins showing OH MY GAWD!!!!!!! barefoot said on 11/02/07 @ 05:22 PM: i love barefooted women .love barefeet. theres nothing better than a nice pair of barefeet to love frist thing in the morning .they go good with coffee , dounts bettewen the toes mmm good .love feet . TheFootLoverOfTheWorldRep said on 11/18/07 @ 10:00 PM: 99.9% of what I read here is terrible terrible English p.s. ALL OF YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOUR DESIRES BEFORE YOU WIND UP LIKE THIS GUYBAD ENGLISH SUCKS COCK NOT FEET barefoot said on 11/19/07 @ 04:13 AM: i love licking nice barefeet. somebody should open a barefoot bar ,where men can go see BAREFOOTED women and enjoy love there barefeet. some girls really enjoy having there feet loved by a man. what_the said on 12/17/07 @ 09:21 PM: Terrible English? Um, did you read how many people are really really into sexual acts with feet? Hey I'm into some kink of my own so to each his own. I just never quite got this one. But it's not so bad compared to certain other fetishes. barefootjoe said on 12/18/07 @ 06:50 AM: i love BAREFOOTED women. i love the taste of those sweet southern barefeet girls .sweet barefeet . high heel licker said on 12/22/07 @ 10:04 AM: I love to lick good high heels and suck out the pencil heel high heel licker said on 12/22/07 @ 10:08 AM: i love to suck stiletto pumps and i have asked a lot of women to give me their high heels to f--k and suck them hard. I love sucking their stockings and suck out every drop of sweat mmmm i cant tell you how good they taste. I love to wear high heels on my cock and f--k it hard. any girl having foot fetish plz contact me on hhhighheels@yahoo.co.in Nameless One said on 04/29/08 @ 12:59 PM: I love girls feet. I am 13 years old and loves To lick them or suck them.If you are a girl between 13-15 e-mail Me! Nikolasmail7@yahoo.gr gana said on 05/18/08 @ 11:36 PM: Hi, I am foot lover living in bangalore. Only once I licked a girls feet of aged 22, but for only 10 min. It was very good and still I am searching for the girls feet in bangalore. please mail me on footgana@yahoo.com JOHN said on 06/23/08 @ 09:30 PM: I love and serving girls feet.It is so much fun.It makes me feel happy. anthony said on 07/31/08 @ 12:25 PM: i like to lick courtney thortons feet............ their sexey.her feet tastes....awsome i could lick them aii day. wen she stayes over nite whith my sister,when she goes to sleep i lick sniff and kiss them she noes...i love her feet, anthony said on 07/31/08 @ 12:28 PM: courtney thortons feet tastes so good they are cut feet. she has sexey feet i mean the bottem where she walkes on i love feet i will lick any girls feet georgi georgievge said on 08/07/08 @ 04:16 PM: i love to lick so much girl`s feet.i live in london,i like to kiss,lick,eat girl`s feet.here is my e-mail londongi@hotmail.com. Satish said on 09/14/08 @ 12:20 PM: I am myself a hrdcore women feet lover once i paid f--kin25$ to a white girl to lick her feet omg i still rem the smell and the tastee , white feet are the best in the world Daniel Dominguez said on 09/27/08 @ 12:01 AM: I've been a feet lover all my life...even as a kid I couldnt help at staring at girl's feet and being somewhat aroused Damn! said on 10/18/08 @ 03:23 PM: 18 months?! That seriously isn't far. He's wasn't hurting anyone and besides he couldn't help it. I have a foot fetish and go crazy when I see girl's feet. Those stupid women should have ran away or kicked him if didn't like it. Not call the damn cops and claim they were assaulted! Honest Joe said on 11/16/08 @ 11:07 PM: That is so wrong. There is no crime in that. The police should be spending time catching rapists not foot lickers. ANIL said on 11/28/08 @ 01:29 AM: I am an Indian and in the age of 8 to till my age of 36 each and every day my dreams are licking a beautiful girls pair of feet. I licking 3-girls feet in these period i.e. Sheejamol, Smitha & Ambili and each of these beauties feets are absoluately wonderful and if any Indian beauty interested this fetish then I ready to worship her feet, lick her feet, drink the cleaning water of her feet I am also interested to lick her shoe, slipper, hield etc. Regards - kpanilaranmula@gmail.com AZC said on 01/14/09 @ 03:31 PM: I too love to lick girls feet. i am 17 and i still have not try i wish i could what can i do :( sashasexygy000 said on 02/11/09 @ 09:11 AM: I not only love to lick and suck ladies legs, feet and toes, but also lick and suck their pussies till they ejaculate john kent said on 05/01/09 @ 01:37 PM: im 16 and i have a big foot fetish i love womens feet , so many times on the streets i have asked women and said please can i lick your feet or shoes and they say no or some freak out and so many women feel having a foot fetish is weird but it is normal , at school its nice to see hot girls feet or even nicer when they take their shoes off it just gives me a full on boner or even some hot teachers feet ,and at times it gets annoyin if woman on the street say no if you ask them to lick their feet because its not a bad thing licking a womans feet ,but the problem is if they said no and i just licked and kissed their feet then they would scream and call the police ,but i just have to wait and keep asking till a woman says yes btw i am from the area of Dorset , Bournemouth so if theres any hot ladies who want their feet licked or kissed in Bournemouth please add me on msn townie_john@hotmail.co.uk john said on 05/01/09 @ 02:12 PM: hello Martin said on 05/08/09 @ 09:21 AM: I love to lick girls feet, i'm 25 & just last week i licked a girls feet & sucked on her toes she was only 17 though she was going out with me till she found out i was 25 Joahu said on 05/25/09 @ 05:04 PM: Yes, white girls have by far the best looking feet. I became hooked on white girls after one of my exes allowed me to suck her toes - just perfect!!!!! Madhusoodanan said on 05/29/09 @ 04:56 AM: I have a great love for feet from early ages. Now I am 32 and the interest for feet licking increased. I like to suck beautiful feet toes. I love them to kiss , touch the softness, carse them, feel the warmth, lick the soles and toes one by one, massage them and whatever they needed. If any cute girl between 15 and 25 want my tounge service inside Mumbai western suburbs, please mail me on amsonboy@yahoo.com. I can satisfy them by licking and sucking their cute soft toes and feet. Madhusoodanan said on 05/29/09 @ 05:01 AM: Cute soft clean feet always turn me on. I am ready to suck and lick beautiful toes and feet always.I have a great skill to massage feet which removes pain and refreshes beautiful feet. I can make a girls feet more beautiful by massaging and sucking them. Mail me on amsonboy@yahoo.com jeff said on 06/03/09 @ 04:11 AM: hey i have a urge for this girl at school. she is a dancer and has nice calf muscles, i wish i could take her shoes off and socks and smell her feet. i would love her to give me a footjob with painted blue toenails. she is so sexy! Nameless One said on 06/06/09 @ 08:42 AM: I LOVE EAT FEET vilma said on 06/09/09 @ 03:53 AM: i am 15 year old girl i want teenager slave boy 4 talking and shear me photos .i have cute feet, lz send slave pics vilma said on 06/09/09 @ 03:54 AM: my email vilma said on 06/09/09 @ 03:56 AM: my ym id mycute.feet at the reat yahoo com Trent said on 06/11/09 @ 08:43 AM: hey i would love 2 been a foot slave to any girl whos 15-16 (my age). I'm in love with feet so bad, i would like to lick them all day. k_man_2008@live.com I hate idiots said on 06/17/09 @ 08:16 PM: "It still scares me that people like this exist", this stuff kills me. We have to make sure we get all the bad men that love feet behind bars. It's ok to have killers and rapist, but those foot lovers are just too dangerous to have out on the street. I hope one day this person gets robbed with a 45 to there head, then they can bitch about something real. AKSHAT MAHESHWARI said on 06/22/09 @ 10:47 AM: i love licking woman's feet b/w 16 to 30 yrs. kissing & sucking them is surely be a great experience . if any woman wants me to suck & kiss her feet then mail me at akshat.mr@rediffmail.com JT said on 06/23/09 @ 12:33 AM: i have a question if a woman has a corn on her baby toe but her feet were still soft and painted and done up all nice would u guys still suck her toe? submissive said on 06/28/09 @ 04:29 PM: i just love to lick and suck feamale feet it is the most wonderful thing . my email is subalways2001@yahoo.com krishna said on 08/04/09 @ 09:20 AM: Hi Vilma.Pls send phot of yr cute feet to krishna.sw3@gmail.com. I want to worship if they are realy cute. :) said on 10/28/09 @ 07:29 PM: My weakness is women's feet. I love them but I have to control myself :) gautham said on 11/08/09 @ 08:00 AM: hi vilma i stay in banglore i m aged 16 i want to workship ur feet i m privileged to do this job it is in my sole to do this task.... u can even trample me with ur heels,shoes..... i can lick ur heels gautham said on 11/10/09 @ 04:47 AM: hi vilma i m gautham my id is sambriddhrocks@gmail.com gautham said on 11/15/09 @ 11:21 PM: any girl aged10-16 in search of a slave who can lick her feet clean her shoes,heels and get trampled pls contact me at my id sambriddhrocks@gmail.com Cassie said on 11/20/09 @ 05:04 AM: Hmm, all "Cute boys" aged 13-21 add little_cute_emo@hotmail.com, i have cute toes/feet. hari said on 11/21/09 @ 09:10 PM: I love and serving girls feet.It is so much fun.It makes me feel happy Nameless One said on 12/14/09 @ 09:38 PM: i lick my wife feet Moon said on 02/19/10 @ 01:41 AM: hi Hari where from u? jaz said on 02/24/10 @ 04:45 AM: i lick farhana feet from top to bottom Flvrno1 said on 02/26/10 @ 09:11 PM: Just found this webpage, im so happy there are so many feet lovers like me. I have never licked or sucked a girls feet, and now I am going out of my mind desperate 2 do it. I stare at girls with there feet out all the time. I love sweaty stinky feet and toes. My girlfriends sister came round last week 2 get ready 2 go clubbing, she took her shoes off and showed me her feet bcoz the shoes had been hurting her, I wanted 2 lay her down and smell them and lick them. She comes round alot and she never wears socks and takes her shoes off, wow I love 2 stare at her feet,desperate 2 suck them. Im getting addicted 2 feet, I see them everywhere, on tv, in newspapers, or girls in the street. I hav told my girlfriend I like girls feet but she thinks its weird, so I feel embarrassed now. I love sweaty stinky feet, I orgasm very hard when I think about them during sex. My girlfriend has really smelly feet and when she comes home from work I love it when she takes her shoes off, she has cute chubby little feet,i love them. I want 2 suck them, plz help! Post a comment |
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