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If you ever enlist in the army, this is information you need to know

Here's 213 things you shouldn't be doing while serving your country.

Some of the gems:
"I may not use public masturbation as a tool to demonstrate a flaw in a command decision."
"I am not allowed to sing 'Henry the VIII I am' until verse 68 ever again."
"The Chicken and Rice MRE is not a personal lubricant."

Thanks to Gregg for the link (who has a new job, and is featured on his new company's web site)!

Posted by Jake on 08/19/03 @ 08:50 AM
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