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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5162 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 15970 comments.
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Update on 9/4/08 @ 4PM: Comments are borked. They're going through, so please don't comment twice, but they're just spitting out ugly errors and not rebuilding the pages to show your comment. I'll look into it after I get some sleep. I think I got this fixed. Let me know using the contact form on the right column if things are still wonky.
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Entries posted from 08/01/03 to 08/31/03
- A three-year old with a blog - Posted on 08/31/03 @ 04:17 PM
- Santiam Pass is open -- finally - Posted on 08/31/03 @ 12:40 PM
- In other news... - Posted on 08/31/03 @ 12:37 PM
- Congrats to Laura! - Posted on 08/31/03 @ 12:26 PM
- What were Britney Spears and Madonna thinking during that infamous kiss? - Posted on 08/31/03 @ 12:24 PM
- Salem girl, 13, knocks down a dozen or so headstones while learning to drive - Posted on 08/28/03 @ 04:30 PM
- What's wrong with this image? - Posted on 08/28/03 @ 02:33 PM
- Nice (Free) firewall software - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 04:43 PM
- I like a good, big hamburger as much as anybody, but... - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 03:58 PM
- Weapons-grade uranium found in Iran - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 03:19 PM
- OK, there is one good thing about living in Lincoln - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 03:02 PM
- Man survives giant drill to the skull - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 02:56 PM
- Man gets jail for licking woman's feet in grocery store - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 02:48 PM
- Semi-nude fired fair worker is hit by train while fleeing police - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 02:44 PM
- I haven't even seen porn collections this big - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 11:58 AM
- Ever "borrowed" a towel from a hotel? Tell your story, and money goes to charity - Posted on 08/27/03 @ 09:29 AM
- Great...Bend's going to be over run by old folks - Posted on 08/26/03 @ 10:15 PM
- And I thought Oregon's gas prices were bad (or: Why Oregon is famous for stupid stuff) - Posted on 08/26/03 @ 09:28 AM
- The Salary Relocation Calculator - Posted on 08/26/03 @ 08:44 AM
- Be careful if you're driving Interstate 77 in North Carolina - Posted on 08/26/03 @ 07:30 AM
- Want to keep away terrorists? - Posted on 08/26/03 @ 07:28 AM
- Next time, try a rope - Posted on 08/26/03 @ 07:25 AM
- The 100 funniest movies - Posted on 08/25/03 @ 10:48 PM
- Want to buy a shoe-shaped house? (Asking price: $129,000.) - Posted on 08/25/03 @ 10:41 PM
- His wife is a better filter than SpamBayes - Posted on 08/25/03 @ 10:37 PM
- The art if digital photo re-touching - Posted on 08/24/03 @ 06:49 PM
- What was Neil Armstrong really thinking when he stepped on the moon? - Posted on 08/24/03 @ 06:43 PM
- Programming isn't that hard - Posted on 08/24/03 @ 01:57 PM
- Biggest movie bombs - Posted on 08/24/03 @ 01:04 PM
- Stupid Flash Fun - Posted on 08/24/03 @ 12:48 PM
- Free Graphic-program goodies - Posted on 08/24/03 @ 12:09 PM
- Free Tech Books - Posted on 08/24/03 @ 11:56 AM
- Here comes the President - Posted on 08/21/03 @ 03:35 PM
- Statesman or Skatesman? - Posted on 08/21/03 @ 03:16 PM
- What is a lesbian-couple supposed to do if they want kids? - Posted on 08/21/03 @ 01:33 PM
- Who says you can't buy votes? - Posted on 08/21/03 @ 08:27 AM
- Bush is coming to town -- and the town is on fire - Posted on 08/20/03 @ 10:22 AM
- "You need a license to operate that computer, ma'am." - Posted on 08/20/03 @ 08:52 AM
- Get yourself a one-way ticket to Federal Prison! - Posted on 08/19/03 @ 11:13 AM
- Any solutions to Bloglet problems? - Posted on 08/19/03 @ 09:01 AM
- If you ever enlist in the army, this is information you need to know - Posted on 08/19/03 @ 08:50 AM
- SWAT team hand signals - Posted on 08/18/03 @ 06:21 PM
- It's still a worm, but it's a good worm - Posted on 08/18/03 @ 05:48 PM
- The Nigerian SCO Connection - Posted on 08/18/03 @ 04:45 PM
- Listing On Blogstreet - Posted on 08/18/03 @ 01:46 PM
- This is why I respect journalists - Posted on 08/18/03 @ 01:19 PM
- Yet another reason to ditch MSIE: The Notepad Pop-Up - Posted on 08/18/03 @ 01:10 PM
- DHTML Lemmings - Posted on 08/17/03 @ 05:54 PM
- Want a huge pile of DSL Modems? - Posted on 08/17/03 @ 05:41 PM
- One of these images is not like the other - Posted on 08/17/03 @ 01:23 PM
- Moving from Outlook Express to Thunderbird - Posted on 08/17/03 @ 10:57 AM
- So you have the perfect resume - Posted on 08/14/03 @ 04:52 PM
- Forget to flush? $263 fine! - Posted on 08/14/03 @ 04:02 PM
- Kids, don't be stupid like this guy - Posted on 08/13/03 @ 06:03 PM
- Don't cook or wash clothing in public toilets - Posted on 08/13/03 @ 06:01 PM
- Turn the tables on telemarketers - Posted on 08/13/03 @ 05:58 PM
- How everyday things are made - Posted on 08/13/03 @ 05:48 PM
- What do drunk people in a trailer park in Mississippi do? - Posted on 08/12/03 @ 02:32 PM
- Conservatives aren't necessarily stupid... - Posted on 08/12/03 @ 02:27 PM
- Stupid worms are pummeling my firewall - Posted on 08/12/03 @ 12:48 PM
- Search for your favorite Web sites and do your math homework, in one place - Posted on 08/12/03 @ 11:52 AM
- Don't shoplift, and don't do drugs - Posted on 08/12/03 @ 11:41 AM
- This is why I'm a AAA member - Posted on 08/12/03 @ 11:33 AM
- Couple will kiss for the first time on their wedding day - Posted on 08/11/03 @ 06:27 PM
- How the car selling process really works - Posted on 08/11/03 @ 06:09 PM
- What's that running in the background? - Posted on 08/11/03 @ 06:04 PM
- This is all in a medical database? - Posted on 08/11/03 @ 05:54 PM
- Woohoo! Another Bend Blogger! - Posted on 08/10/03 @ 10:13 PM
- What is the oldest .COM domain name? - Posted on 08/10/03 @ 05:47 PM
- Tempted to break "largest death toll from chemical weapons" at the same time? - Posted on 08/10/03 @ 11:31 AM
- Pray for Bill O'Reilly - Posted on 08/10/03 @ 11:26 AM
- Find Font by Sight - Posted on 08/10/03 @ 11:06 AM
- Finally have SSL working at the office - Posted on 08/07/03 @ 10:55 PM
- .htaccess problems - Posted on 08/06/03 @ 04:35 PM
- Jack Ass dies - Posted on 08/06/03 @ 03:02 PM
- Woman survives accident that imbedded nail in her brain - Posted on 08/06/03 @ 02:51 PM
- Computers are making their way into every classroom - Posted on 08/06/03 @ 01:46 PM
- Thought nobody would know about your penis enlarger pill purchases? - Posted on 08/06/03 @ 01:18 PM
- Please may we delete this page - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 04:48 PM
- You can reduce glare-related eyestrain by reducing glare - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 04:46 PM
- Yet another example of REALLY bad navigation online - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 04:44 PM
- RIAA's tactics are going to bite them in the ass - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 04:32 PM
- A Fancy Wedding Site or preview of a reality TV show? - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 04:19 PM
- Programming Guru or Serial Killer? - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 04:15 PM
- You want to crash somebody's browser? - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 04:12 PM
- If you're going to make fun of a large corporation... - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 03:58 PM
- Fun with the airport staff - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 03:54 PM
- If you're looking for a custom license plate idea - Posted on 08/05/03 @ 03:50 PM
- 8-year old shoots marbles at dog with slingshot. Dog doesn't put up with that crap. - Posted on 08/04/03 @ 02:12 PM
- Does this link work for you? - Posted on 08/04/03 @ 12:56 PM
- Trillian 2.0 Beta Released - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 10:55 PM
- The history of Internet awards, and specifics for newspapers - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 06:45 PM
- If you're going to pirate and e-mail a book, don't use MS Word - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 06:36 PM
- Another Unfortunate URL - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 06:27 PM
- I didn't know that Jimmy Stewart and John Travolta did a movie together - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 06:25 PM
- TypePad's Features and Prices Have Been Set - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 06:19 PM
- This is what would happen if my wife was a stripper - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 06:04 PM
- Why aren't there any baby planes? - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 05:55 PM
- Need to know the history of the F-Word? - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 05:52 PM
- Biker says you have to be really careful when riding nude - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 05:50 PM
- Woman spends $600 on ad for beloved missing cat - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 05:45 PM
- Record hailstone reported in Nebraska storm - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 03:24 PM
- Obligatory Baby Pics - Posted on 08/03/03 @ 02:59 PM
- Amazing... - Posted on 08/01/03 @ 10:30 PM
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