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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Interesting spam for the dayThis is one I can say that I haven't seen before (it happened to make it past my spam filter, so I may have gotten it before: Subject line: Dimensional warp Generator NeededLet's see, now where did I put those time travel schematics... . Posted by Jake on 07/23/03 @ 08:33 AM
Posted in Weird | 7 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 7 Commentspril said on 07/23/03 @ 10:46 AM:i love getting emails from lost time travelers. they're always different. i havent gotten on in a while. i'm so jealous. Jake Ortman said on 07/23/03 @ 10:48 AM: If you're jealous, I can send you the other 125 spam messages that were caught ;-) Neil T. said on 07/24/03 @ 01:26 AM: Do you guys have Dr Who over in the US? It was a popular UK sci-fi drama from a few years ago. One of the comedy sketch shows now takes the mickey out of it by getting an actor to dress up as one of the characters and then walking into (for example) a furniture store and asking if their wardrobes allow for intergalatic space travel. Jake Ortman said on 07/24/03 @ 08:54 AM: Yup...came into the US via PBS. I never really watched it , however. Rodney said on 04/14/04 @ 06:34 AM: I think this is great. Obviously BS but what if it's not??? Wouldn't you like to meet this dude??? rodney said on 04/16/04 @ 07:52 PM: ps. just happen to have a new DWG unit, the rechargable AMD wrist watch modle with the GRC79 induction motor, four 180200 warpstabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display. This unit is certified safe for carbon based life forms. Interested??? Rodney said on 04/17/04 @ 11:27 AM: Further re the DWG. Ya know...the string theory still dominates physics due to its continued "effect' of encompassing other physical properties from unrelated fields. A LOT of the theoretical mathmatics behind time travel was discoverd by testing various ideas in string theory & eliminating the anomalies. As i recall, it was this original work that led to the final proof that 6 dimensions do indeed curve in to give us our observable universe. This supported morte of the theroretical math behind time travel. It's ironic that the beauty of string theory gives future engineers the confidence to create the distortion unit even tho the final proof is still unknown. Post a comment |
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