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Interesting spam for the day

This is one I can say that I haven't seen before (it happened to make it past my spam filter, so I may have gotten it before:

Subject line: Dimensional warp Generator Needed

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com.

Let's see, now where did I put those time travel schematics... .

Posted by Jake on 07/23/03 @ 08:33 AM
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3 Trackbacks

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No Dimensional Warp Generator for me! from Inert Ramblings on 08/22/03 @ 09:51 PM:
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