UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Update: Before people get carried away, I knew this was probably a fake site, and it was confirmed on snopes. I'm sorry folks, but I don't have time to verify the validity of everything I post (I don't have a bunch of free time -- this blog is just a spare-time thing).
Allie said on 07/22/03 @ 06:29 PM: You've got to be kidding me. I have a tattoo myself, but no way in heck would I consent to tattoo my baby. Tell me this is a joke.
pril said on 07/23/03 @ 03:19 AM: aw, jeez, this again. its a hoax. its even on snopes.