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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Random commentsOne fun thing about leaving the comments open on old posts is that you'll still get random comments on them long after you've posted them. For example: Dateline to focus on Michael Jackson's face. "yaall know darn well yall need to leave michael alone he aint messin' with yall im only 11 years old and i shouldnt feel this way and all yall thats talking about him yall know darn well yall aint perfect yall self so yall needs to stop and whoever feel me and believe they need to leave him alone email me back at blesswarner@yahoo.com or loveya4-eva@excite.com" And then there are the folks that think by replying to posts on my blog, they think they're writing back to the celebrity that I'm lampooning. Observe... Free Porn, Britney Spears, KaZaa, Atkins Diet, and the Iraq War "i way 12 stones and i want to become 7 stones and i want to be just as thin as you so can you tell me what your diet is and how you become so beautiful and i am a magger fan of yours you have great talent comepared to the others. Can you help me on your diet and what exersice you do. Please i am begging you. Luv Rebecca***" And course, my favorite... "Hi eminem i am Steffany i am 11 years old im not sure if it will be you that gets this message but hi to any one that gets this message. I know eminem you probably won't give a shit what i have to say because you have so many fans but still i love your music eminem it touches me in a way that nothing has touched me before. any way got to go please e-mail me on sexy69@hotmail.com later." Posted by Jake on 07/16/03 @ 12:10 PM
Posted in Funny | 6 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 6 CommentsNeil T. said on 07/16/03 @ 12:14 PM:I have an interesting one on a post about FOAF - notice how the comment has absolutely nothing to do with the subject? I've probably got others like that draped around. jasmine said on 02/09/04 @ 12:59 AM: i like skittles Guess Who said on 04/09/04 @ 08:31 AM: Caroline 'Calan' Nongbet is a gay! cock-a-roaches said on 05/01/04 @ 01:35 PM: Skittles raaaaawk.. ;) The Kevster said on 06/03/05 @ 05:30 AM: Kevin Joseph Smith was born in Mayday Hospital on 28/02/81, and now he's been on TV like Jamie. Urz said on 01/10/07 @ 03:46 PM: L was born in mayday hospital on the 4th month of 1983 Post a comment |
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