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I'm in a war zone

I'm surrounded by illegal fireworks and loud explosions all over the place. I've got some loony behind me about to burn down the neighborhood. The folks next-door are having a party with really bad live music. And it ain't even 10 o'clock, when the fireworks are supposed to be launched off the Butte here in Bend (we have a good view from our house, that's why everybody flocks to our neighborhood).

Just as long as my house is here in the morning.

Posted by Jake on 07/04/03 @ 09:52 PM
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