UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
I'm surrounded by illegal fireworks and loud explosions all over the place. I've got some loony behind me about to burn down the neighborhood. The folks next-door are having a party with really bad live music. And it ain't even 10 o'clock, when the fireworks are supposed to be launched off the Butte here in Bend (we have a good view from our house, that's why everybody flocks to our neighborhood).