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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21005 comments.
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Entries posted from 07/01/03 to 07/31/03
- It's a Girl! - Posted on 07/29/03 @ 04:01 PM
- We're having a baby....soon.... - Posted on 07/27/03 @ 12:15 AM
- I finally got a wireless card, but... - Posted on 07/24/03 @ 04:31 PM
- Church Buys Porn Shop - Posted on 07/24/03 @ 04:19 PM
- Man arrested for taking food from sister's refrigerator - Posted on 07/24/03 @ 04:14 PM
- Planning on going to Greece for the Olympics? - Posted on 07/24/03 @ 04:08 PM
- Arial vs. Helvetica - Posted on 07/24/03 @ 03:15 PM
- Central Oregon's burning to the ground -- again - Posted on 07/24/03 @ 01:19 PM
- Buy a Magical Box of Crap - Posted on 07/23/03 @ 10:46 AM
- Cheech and Chong, together again! - Posted on 07/23/03 @ 10:24 AM
- A good plan for peace - Posted on 07/23/03 @ 10:05 AM
- Don't fill up the gas tank for your scooter in your kitchen - Posted on 07/23/03 @ 09:57 AM
- Man, 87, says he didn't do a very good job in trying to kill his wife - Posted on 07/23/03 @ 09:47 AM
- Interesting spam for the day - Posted on 07/23/03 @ 08:33 AM
- What not to do during thunderstorm - Posted on 07/22/03 @ 05:21 PM
- Tattoos for your kids? - Posted on 07/22/03 @ 04:52 PM
- Don't ever post on eBay after a messy divorce - Posted on 07/22/03 @ 04:48 PM
- The First Photoblog was on Usenet - Posted on 07/22/03 @ 04:14 PM
- I hate it when people steal my bandwidth - Posted on 07/22/03 @ 02:05 PM
- You think this is heaven? - Posted on 07/22/03 @ 11:28 AM
- Lance Armstrong is a stud - Posted on 07/21/03 @ 06:57 PM
- Meet Lurch, the world's horniest bull - Posted on 07/21/03 @ 06:49 PM
- Sinkhole swallows couple's 1983 Buick Regal, damages home - Posted on 07/21/03 @ 11:21 AM
- How to block the RIAA and MPAA from accessing your site - UPDATE: And SpamBots, too! - Posted on 07/20/03 @ 06:36 PM
- Any logo designers out there? - Posted on 07/20/03 @ 01:58 PM
- Why does Iraq have to look so hard to find Uranium? - Posted on 07/20/03 @ 12:44 PM
- Woman Changes Her Name To GoVeg.com - Posted on 07/20/03 @ 12:31 PM
- OK, now I'm scared - Posted on 07/17/03 @ 08:54 PM
- Donkey Kong player breaks world record with 947,200 points - Posted on 07/17/03 @ 03:55 PM
- Silence of the lambs: the musical - Posted on 07/17/03 @ 01:44 PM
- Chat with Google - Posted on 07/17/03 @ 01:38 PM
- Flesh or Food? - Posted on 07/17/03 @ 12:51 PM
- Cher, an old wrestler? - Posted on 07/17/03 @ 12:48 PM
- Beware of the teddy bear - Posted on 07/17/03 @ 11:16 AM
- Learn what you want to all in one place - Posted on 07/17/03 @ 11:14 AM
- The Actiontec 1520 DSL Modem should NEVER be used in a corporate environment - Posted on 07/16/03 @ 04:46 PM
- Random comments - Posted on 07/16/03 @ 12:10 PM
- Why hire a sports journalist when you can buy on on eBay? - Posted on 07/16/03 @ 09:36 AM
- Tired of the same old Google results? - Posted on 07/15/03 @ 06:15 PM
- Real Life - The Game - Posted on 07/15/03 @ 06:12 PM
- The Monday Mission - Posted on 07/15/03 @ 12:22 PM
- Nice weather forecast - Posted on 07/15/03 @ 11:47 AM
- The Internet is Shit - Posted on 07/14/03 @ 05:20 PM
- China erects world's largest condom - Posted on 07/14/03 @ 01:32 PM
- Fixing the Back: Part I - Posted on 07/14/03 @ 01:29 PM
- Man cuts off own penis and eats it - Posted on 07/13/03 @ 08:52 PM
- Beware of exploding toads - Posted on 07/13/03 @ 08:49 PM
- What I'm going to do about my back/leg pain - Posted on 07/11/03 @ 10:58 PM
- The Madras "Michael Caine Look-a-like" Pastor is in trouble again - Posted on 07/10/03 @ 10:23 AM
- Boy is spanked by store owner for teaching bird to say f**k - Posted on 07/09/03 @ 06:42 PM
- Telemarketers trying to charge to put people on Do Not Call list - Posted on 07/09/03 @ 11:52 AM
- Sciatic nerve pinches hurt like hell - Update: It's more than just a nerve - Posted on 07/09/03 @ 10:50 AM
- How do they pay for ballplayers high salaries? - Posted on 07/07/03 @ 02:25 PM
- Do Not Call List -- Red Hot, Big Loopholes - Posted on 07/06/03 @ 03:02 PM
- If you want to get any work done today - Posted on 07/06/03 @ 12:40 PM
- I'm in a war zone - Posted on 07/04/03 @ 09:52 PM
- Cool All-in-One Partition Manager and Disk Imaging Tool - Posted on 07/03/03 @ 12:05 PM
- How many of your pages site are indexed on the search engines? - Posted on 07/03/03 @ 11:30 AM
- Sportswriter fired for using "Caddyshack" bit in golf story - Posted on 07/03/03 @ 10:15 AM
- Radio star uses dead pig as boat - Posted on 07/03/03 @ 09:57 AM
- Frustrated man calls telemarketers 100 times - Posted on 07/02/03 @ 10:33 PM
- School sets up cameras in locker room - Posted on 07/02/03 @ 10:30 PM
- Man robs bank, has to go back in to get a coat hanger to unlock his getaway car - Posted on 07/02/03 @ 10:25 PM
- Woman who works four part-time jobs wins $138 million jackpot - Posted on 07/02/03 @ 05:55 PM
- SWG = Big fight with wife - Posted on 07/02/03 @ 06:17 AM
- Yet another reason to not jab so damn loud on your cell phone - Posted on 07/01/03 @ 08:51 PM
- Sept 11, 2003: PhotoBlog your life - Posted on 07/01/03 @ 03:32 PM
- Learn to throw cards like a ninja - Posted on 07/01/03 @ 03:28 PM
- City installs new bus stops -- too bad they're not on bus route - Posted on 07/01/03 @ 10:37 AM
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