The Emoticon to RealLife Conversion Manual
I'll just quote the site for this one: "It has become quite clear to me in recent times that people are having trouble distinguishing RealLife and the internet. So we here at SuperVeggie.com say: "Why fight this confusion? Let's bring our internet life into the RealWorld!" So here, brought to you by SuperVeggie.com, is the official Emoticon -> RealLife Conversion Manual." Basically, the site takes Emoticons such as :(, :\, and :P and makes pictures associated with them. The guy's just got a funny face.