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Random Anarchy

Create your own random Anarchists Cookbook. It's a farce, and none of the stuff actually works, but it's a funny read if you keep reloading it. Like this gem that just popped up:

Land mine

  • Fill a container with toenail clippings
  • Connect a trigger wire to a vial of bananadine chromate, and embed this in the container.
  • When the victim trips on the wire, the mine will go off and he will suffer either hallucinations or sudden death!
  • This can also blow a bicycle into 291 pieces. Historical note: this was first used in 1912.

Posted by Jake on 06/16/03 @ 02:26 PM
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