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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Just rub some toilet paper between 'em, dearThis is going to piss some women off... Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" Posted by Jake on 06/16/03 @ 12:13 PM
Posted in Funny | 5 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 5 Commentscomputerwolf said on 06/17/03 @ 12:06 AM:I'm assuming you're evoking the standard non-responsibility clause in case some poor sap decides to show this joke to his wife/girlfriend?? Jeff said on 06/17/03 @ 12:33 PM: I didn't see that one coming. That's hilarious. Dawn said on 06/17/03 @ 01:31 PM: umm...cute, (koff). Jake Ortman said on 06/17/03 @ 08:49 PM: "I'm assuming you're evoking the standard non-responsibility clause in case some poor sap decides to show this joke to his wife/girlfriend??" Damn right I am. :) joe said on 11/29/04 @ 04:30 PM: If you type the punch line to any joke into Google, you will find it for sure Post a comment |
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