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How to cancel an AOL account in 3 minutes

Tell them you're selling your computer, not buying another, and moving out of the country.

Update on 9/13/05: Congrats all you AOL idiots -- you've made me famous.

Posted by Jake on 06/13/03 @ 04:50 PM
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