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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by BendBroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5314 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16846 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Ruminations for the DayFrom Ruminate.com: I cut the bill for my 900-number phone calls in half! Now I just talk dirty to my Psychic Friend. I used to yearn for hot monkey sex -- until I realized it probably requires both a jungle *and* a primate. "Okay, doctor, so I have this ADHD thing. I don't see where it's really affecting my abili-- Ooh! Is that a stethoscope?" If I won the Super Bowl and they stuck a camera in my face, I'd yell, "I'm going to Disneyland!" That is if Disneyland had booze and hookers, because after winning the Super Bowl I'd want to get drunk and get laid. Posted by Jake on 06/12/03 @ 10:01 AM
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