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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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What would Martha Stewart's jail cell look like?We all know that Martha's in trouble (though there are a lot of people who support her). If she were to go to prison, her cell might look something like this. 5 Commentscomputerwolf said on 06/11/03 @ 03:10 AM:This one was good, but there are a whole lot more funny fotos on that web site, even if you do have to register to see them. Dustin said on 03/08/04 @ 11:35 AM: martha deserves to go to jail forever! all this lying anarchist did was control everybody and turn her ways upon them. she uses her little innocent voice with her gay ways, to lure unsuspecting people into her trap and take them down. go to hell martha!!!! becky said on 03/20/04 @ 08:49 AM: I think that the room where Matha stays in just a little too much!! Nameless One said on 12/08/04 @ 06:54 PM: One positive note on being confined is how much you can accomplish. I have been confined 11 years - bedridden with Myelitis. I completed my Fun with Funny Phonics for faired readers, my Indoor Snoozzzzin Shelter for dogs because that's what they do best. Doubles as a Thunder Protection Shelter; plus more. You too will appreciate your time well spent. carolyn Stoughton Dallas pinklisa said on 10/16/07 @ 01:15 PM: Now this is funny. funny photo Post a comment |
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