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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by BendBroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5314 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16847 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Underwear, with a Christian messageFrom Joke A Day: This comes from the a site selling adult panties . . . with Christian messages. For instance, on one pair of panties there's the message "Where will you spend eternity?" The blurb about the panties says this: "Where Will You Spend Eternity? On your knees begging God for forgiveness? Well if he's close enough to read your 100% cotton Evange - lingerie, he's already on his knees - so start spreading, the Gospel, that is! And don't be caught wearing worn, used panties. Stock your drawers with a dozen pairs, so you'll always have clean ones to wear. You never know when you might end up in an accident and have to go the hospital. Rest assured that the message on these panties will go on, even if you don't." Posted by Jake on 06/09/03 @ 08:25 AM
Posted in Funny | 1 Comment | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 1 CommentKen Edwards said on 06/09/03 @ 05:07 PM:There is actually a blip about this in Playboy. they show two different sayings. very funny. Post a comment |
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