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Underwear, with a Christian message

From Joke A Day: This comes from the a site selling adult panties . . . with Christian messages.

For instance, on one pair of panties there's the message "Where will you spend eternity?"

The blurb about the panties says this:

"Where Will You Spend Eternity?

On your knees begging God for forgiveness? Well if he's close enough to read your 100% cotton Evange - lingerie, he's already on his knees - so start spreading, the Gospel, that is!

And don't be caught wearing worn, used panties. Stock your drawers with a dozen pairs, so you'll always have clean ones to wear. You never know when you might end up in an accident and have to go the hospital. Rest assured that the message on these panties will go on, even if you don't."

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Posted by Jake on 06/09/03 @ 08:25 AM
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