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Charlotte.com is reporting that PullMyFinger.com is selling fake ATM receipts with a six-figure balance.
ATM-itations come 24 to a pack for $3.99. The fake receipt includes the bank name of Fidelity National Bank & Savings (FNBS) with a withdrawal amount of $400 and a balance of $314,159.26. From the story:

"The faux receipt is supposed to help your single life like this: You meet a hot woman (or guy) who isn't as interested in you as vice versa. As you search for a piece of paper to write down your number, you pull out the receipt nonchalantly, jot down your digits and give it to the woman who is obviously out of your league. If she doesn't readily toss it on the floor, the thinking is that she will see the large balance and be impressed. Thus, you get a phone call the next day."

Posted by Jake on 06/02/03 @ 11:51 AM
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