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Advice given to high schoolers: Star in Jackass sequel, mooch off your parents and have a beer

That advice given by Chevy Chase, who was giving a commencement speech at a small-town high-school. "Chase said he was excited to get the invitation, until he saw the directions from his house in Bedford Corners, N.Y., to Pomfret (Connecticut). He drove in his Mercedes using an automated map-finder that told him to prepare to turn where an old barn used to be and to remove the casserole from his oven and place it in the glove compartment." Funny stuff.

Posted by Jake on 06/01/03 @ 03:52 PM
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