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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Advice given to high schoolers: Star in Jackass sequel, mooch off your parents and have a beer
That advice given by Chevy Chase, who was giving a commencement speech at a small-town high-school. "Chase said he was excited to get the invitation, until he saw the directions from his house in Bedford Corners, N.Y., to Pomfret (Connecticut). He drove in his Mercedes using an automated map-finder that told him to prepare to turn where an old barn used to be and to remove the casserole from his oven and place it in the glove compartment." Funny stuff.
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