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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-something-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the communications manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6476 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21314 comments.
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Entries posted from 06/01/03 to 06/30/03
- Naked men threaten people with axe - Posted on 06/30/03 @ 06:44 PM
- How does your state rank? - Posted on 06/30/03 @ 12:33 PM
- SWG = OMG! - Posted on 06/30/03 @ 12:03 PM
- God created balance in Oregon by creating idiots - Posted on 06/30/03 @ 11:40 AM
- Scripting News is gone - Posted on 06/29/03 @ 01:38 PM
- Billboards I'd like to see - Posted on 06/29/03 @ 11:23 AM
- Fun things to do with your wiener - Posted on 06/29/03 @ 10:29 AM
- Fire season is officially underway - Posted on 06/29/03 @ 10:24 AM
- Officials find 110 buckets of crap -- literally - Posted on 06/29/03 @ 10:15 AM
- New on the Blogroll - Posted on 06/27/03 @ 06:15 PM
- The Friday Five - Posted on 06/27/03 @ 04:32 PM
- Grover Mails a Bomb - Posted on 06/27/03 @ 03:25 PM
- For those of you who have roommates of the opposite sex - Posted on 06/27/03 @ 03:23 PM
- Goatse in modern media? - Posted on 06/27/03 @ 03:20 PM
- A penis splitting knife? - Posted on 06/27/03 @ 03:15 PM
- Why I'm not impressed with HotBot's Deskbar - Posted on 06/27/03 @ 11:16 AM
- When doomsday comes, how will we die? - Posted on 06/26/03 @ 02:29 PM
- Note to self: Don't get drunk and try to walk a two-foot wide catwalk - Posted on 06/26/03 @ 02:04 PM
- Piss away your problems - Posted on 06/26/03 @ 12:57 PM
- You gotta love a bad pun - Posted on 06/26/03 @ 12:54 PM
- Scariest Mug Shot Ever - Posted on 06/26/03 @ 11:12 AM
- Super Bowl Lingerie Show - hell yeah! - Posted on 06/26/03 @ 06:48 AM
- Star Wars Galaxies movies - Posted on 06/24/03 @ 12:00 PM
- How much is a pass into the fast lane worth? - Posted on 06/23/03 @ 05:01 PM
- You can never have too many computers - Posted on 06/23/03 @ 03:43 PM
- Utterly Boring's Blogshare value at $36,000 - Posted on 06/23/03 @ 02:15 PM
- Catcher ejected for holding on to ball too long - Posted on 06/23/03 @ 01:40 PM
- Wave somebody across the street, get sued - Posted on 06/23/03 @ 01:37 PM
- If this ain't the weirdest thing I've ever seen - Posted on 06/23/03 @ 09:15 AM
- Toe wrestlers gather for world championship - Posted on 06/22/03 @ 09:47 AM
- Anybody personally know Eminem? - Posted on 06/22/03 @ 09:38 AM
- Bill O'Reilly gets an online spanking - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 04:33 PM
- American Ninja for President! - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 04:21 PM
- 6-year-old girl gets her lemonade stand back after government took it - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 04:10 PM
- Stupid Flash Fun - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 03:44 PM
- I know some folks who would be dead broke if they taxed humans - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 12:28 PM
- The Maze of Pain -- and the world's smartest slug. - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 11:20 AM
- Senator Orrin Hatch is officially a moron - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 11:09 AM
- Speaking of weird dogs - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 10:29 AM
- Now I've seen it all - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 10:26 AM
- Guess the paint color by its name - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 10:09 AM
- The Emoticon to RealLife Conversion Manual - Posted on 06/21/03 @ 09:52 AM
- Any DSL/Networking Gurus out there? - Posted on 06/20/03 @ 05:14 PM
- Shadowbane Journal #2 - Posted on 06/20/03 @ 09:37 AM
- Louisiana politicos vote 100-0 to outlaw public sex - Posted on 06/20/03 @ 08:10 AM
- Now have this blog read to you! - Posted on 06/19/03 @ 06:03 PM
- I'm so glad she bought a Dell - Posted on 06/19/03 @ 01:52 PM
- NES's Super Mario Brothers 3 coming to Gameboy Advance - Posted on 06/19/03 @ 01:38 PM
- Texas, the tobacco company - Posted on 06/19/03 @ 10:24 AM
- A new CSS color model - Posted on 06/19/03 @ 10:08 AM
- An iPaq running MacOS? - Posted on 06/17/03 @ 09:02 PM
- Fur is murder... - Posted on 06/17/03 @ 08:48 PM
- Random Anarchy - Posted on 06/16/03 @ 02:26 PM
- Just rub some toilet paper between 'em, dear - Posted on 06/16/03 @ 12:13 PM
- New Sites Up and Live - Posted on 06/14/03 @ 04:04 PM
- Carjacker has tough time with little kid and old guy - Posted on 06/14/03 @ 02:03 PM
- Forty percent of Americans iron while naked - Posted on 06/14/03 @ 01:59 PM
- Jerry Springer for Senate? - Posted on 06/14/03 @ 12:49 PM
- It's official: I'm a MovableType Supporter - Posted on 06/14/03 @ 06:59 AM
- ORBlogs now on blogroll - Posted on 06/13/03 @ 05:09 PM
- How to cancel an AOL account in 3 minutes - Posted on 06/13/03 @ 04:50 PM
- Would any old Oregon Daily Emerald alumni be up for this? - Posted on 06/13/03 @ 02:38 PM
- Is that Yoda? - Posted on 06/13/03 @ 01:55 PM
- The World Has Gone Mad! - Posted on 06/13/03 @ 01:50 PM
- Man boobs or woman boobs -- which are they? - Posted on 06/13/03 @ 11:20 AM
- Unfortunate URLs - Posted on 06/13/03 @ 11:02 AM
- One Weekend a Month My Ass - Posted on 06/13/03 @ 09:22 AM
- Shadowbane Journal - First entry - Posted on 06/13/03 @ 06:48 AM
- "Braziologist" can tell a woman's bra size from ten feet away - Posted on 06/12/03 @ 09:35 PM
- Actor Gregory Peck Dies at 87 - Posted on 06/12/03 @ 04:58 PM
- Couple random jokes - Posted on 06/12/03 @ 10:21 AM
- Verizon to cut jobs 120% - Posted on 06/12/03 @ 10:10 AM
- Ruminations for the Day - Posted on 06/12/03 @ 10:01 AM
- Student hacks school's computer and deletes the junior class - Posted on 06/10/03 @ 09:56 PM
- Minnesota's new plates show deers ... um ... having some fun - Posted on 06/10/03 @ 09:50 PM
- Gunman claiming to be God strips naked, blocks traffic - Posted on 06/10/03 @ 09:45 PM
- The principal complained that one boy "looked like a pimp" - Posted on 06/10/03 @ 09:43 PM
- Intel Ships One Billionth Processor - Posted on 06/10/03 @ 08:07 PM
- What would Martha Stewart's jail cell look like? - Posted on 06/09/03 @ 11:34 PM
- In honor of Ford's 100th Anniversary... - Posted on 06/09/03 @ 11:25 PM
- Thirty firemen take six hours to hoist 585-pound woman to hospital with crane - Posted on 06/09/03 @ 11:21 PM
- What a bunch of asses - Posted on 06/09/03 @ 11:15 PM
- Underwear, with a Christian message - Posted on 06/09/03 @ 08:25 AM
- How jealous are you? - Posted on 06/08/03 @ 05:20 PM
- Police find pinata store that sells cocaine-filled pinatas - Posted on 06/08/03 @ 05:14 PM
- Buy my useless eBay crap - Posted on 06/08/03 @ 12:23 PM
- Thank God New Zealand is thousands of miles away - Posted on 06/07/03 @ 11:04 PM
- Screw Iraq and Bin Laden - Posted on 06/07/03 @ 10:57 PM
- Hot-air balloon nearly lands on my house - Posted on 06/07/03 @ 10:55 PM
- Tom Ridge thinks terror alert colors are too vague - Posted on 06/07/03 @ 05:49 PM
- Put a lampshade on your head and dance around in your boxers - Posted on 06/07/03 @ 05:39 PM
- Strom Thurmond is dead...or not - Posted on 06/07/03 @ 05:33 PM
- What would happen if you shot your TV? - Posted on 06/07/03 @ 05:25 PM
- Comments are slow -- but solutions are on the way - UPDATE: Comments and site are quicker now - Posted on 06/06/03 @ 05:13 PM
- 'If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now' - Posted on 06/06/03 @ 03:26 PM
- Some Friday Flash Fun - Posted on 06/06/03 @ 02:54 PM
- If you were to type random letters as a URL, where would it take you? - Posted on 06/06/03 @ 02:30 PM
- Now we know what Bush really wants to do with Europe - Posted on 06/06/03 @ 02:11 PM
- Sex Quiz - Posted on 06/06/03 @ 02:06 PM
- Couple doesn't know why they went to Hardee's for sex - Posted on 06/05/03 @ 11:20 PM
- What am I? - Posted on 06/05/03 @ 10:32 AM
- The history of the Slug-Bug - Posted on 06/05/03 @ 09:34 AM
- Michael Caine look-a-like wanders Madras streets with axe, shotgun - Posted on 06/05/03 @ 09:17 AM
- If you're a webmaster... - Posted on 06/05/03 @ 08:51 AM
- What are your early computer experiences? - Posted on 06/02/03 @ 03:37 PM
- Nude woman in SUV plows through apartments - Posted on 06/02/03 @ 01:06 PM
- 23 people - and one goat - spill out of overloaded taxi - Posted on 06/02/03 @ 12:57 PM
- Free rent, if your whole life is on camera - Posted on 06/02/03 @ 11:56 AM
- "Hey baby, check out the size of my balance." - Posted on 06/02/03 @ 11:51 AM
- Teen publishes yearbook on own after school cuts funding - Posted on 06/02/03 @ 11:45 AM
- Advice given to high schoolers: Star in Jackass sequel, mooch off your parents and have a beer - Posted on 06/01/03 @ 03:52 PM
- Episode III Hints "Revealed" - Posted on 06/01/03 @ 12:16 PM
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