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Why did the chicken cross the road?

The answer depends on who you ask...

George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Ralph Nader's Answer:
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been pollutedby unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

Pat Buchanan's Answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

Funny stuff. Thanks to Ken for the link.

Posted by Jake on 05/19/03 @ 12:01 PM
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