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Height of powerlines proves no obstacle for persistent drunk
The sheriff's department said it happened around 1 a.m. Sunday. A group of six friends were drinking beer and wine coolers at a popular hangout for underage teens. The idiot became quite intoxicated, and then decided to climb a NiMo tower. He got 30-feet in the air, then grabbed the power line. The enormous jolt then knocked the moron to the ground. His clothes were on fire, he even charred the grass on the ground. Full Story, link from Fark.