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So a lady walks into a drug store...

A woman walks into a drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?".

"To kill my husband."

"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't sell you any for that reason."

The woman then hands him a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the woman is the druggist's wife.

He looks at the photo and says, "My apologies, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

(thank my cousin for that one)

Posted by Jake on 05/10/03 @ 09:31 AM
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