Utterly Boring dot com

Oregon hospital looking for Klingon speakers

I just heard this on the local radio station, and I can't believe our tax dollars are being spent on this. From the story: "The fictional language of the popular TV and movie science fiction series is one of about 55 languages needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County. ... If a patient speaks only Klingon, the county is obligated to respond with a Klingon interpreter. So officials have decided to include it with about 55 languages, some of which, such as Russian and Vietnamese, are widely spoken, and some, such as Dari and Tongan, are seldom spoken."

If a patient only speaks Klingon, are they worth saving? At least you can use Google in Klingon.

Posted by Jake on 05/10/03 @ 10:44 PM
Posted in Stupid | 3 Comments | Permalink
Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon

3 Comments

not as stupid as you are said on 05/16/03 @ 08:16 PM:
tax dollars are not being spent on this. The story as you have heard it has devolved into right-wing palaver

details here: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/5/11/7032/18347

and here:
http://snopes.com/humor/iftrue/klingon.asp

enjoy

Jake Ortman said on 05/16/03 @ 11:12 PM:
Stupid, no. Uninformed and have less free time on my hand than you obviously do, definitely.

Regardless, I didn't have a copy of the Oregonian from that day so I didn't have a chance to dig it up, but what you say on your site is true (and I've met Steve Woodward personally, so I believe it) than the AP butthead who wrote the thing needs to be smacked around.

The only reason I believed the AP story is because spending money on this is something that the State of Oregon would do -- and you should know that as well as I do. But that's another debate for another time.

Jake Ortman said on 05/16/03 @ 11:24 PM:
OK, I'm a dork, I'm responding thinking you actually wrote that K5 post, and not just citing it. If you are Seth, then great, otherwise ignore me :)

Post a comment












HTML Allowed: a href, b, br, p, strong, em, ul, li, blockquote




Note: There is currently a problem with special characters causing errors when you try to comment, so if you're copying information from another Web site that has smart quotes or em dashes or ellipses or similar, please remove them and manually type them out.

Comment Policy: Comments on older entries or comments containing a bunch of links are moderated automatically on this site to help fight comment spam. If you don't see your comment after submitting, it will appear on the site after it has been approved. We also reserve the right to remove your comment for any reason we see fit, but if you keep it remotely on topic, it'll stay.

What are you doing down here? Don't you have something better to do? Like Go Back To The Top of the page, or even see who created this site? This site is © 2001 - 2009 by the Utterly Boring folks at UtterlyBoring.com. Steal my content, as I probably did, too, just link to my site or the original site. Batteries not included. One size fits all. Not for off-road use. Not for internal use. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Technorati Profile.