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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Do you speak Jive?No? Then can you at least translate teenager? Posted by Jake on 05/10/03 @ 02:34 PM
Posted in Funny | 8 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 8 Commentsme said on 06/23/04 @ 06:18 PM:no can you me2 said on 10/19/04 @ 07:23 PM: plz nucca! Dudeman said on 01/20/05 @ 09:40 AM: Sup dawg-izzle??? Fo shizzle it dope when I skool ya in ballin' and I'm like "Who's the bi-itch now?" Smoove said on 08/24/05 @ 08:44 PM: Now I dont mean to offend you Dudeman, but jive isn't dawg-izzle. Watch the movie Airplane and listen to the two afro-americans talk. If you dont watch the movie Airplane here's a lesson from me. "Take a seat" translation, "Cop a Squat". Jooba Hendrix said on 03/16/06 @ 09:13 AM: Yo fashizaw mow nizzaow u up in da hood dawgies. :p ishcabibble fabio bobetta jr the 3rd said on 03/16/06 @ 09:16 AM: im a lumberjack and i ok. I sleep all night and i work all day! I wear high heel , suspenders and a bra!!!!! i wish i was a woman just like my dear PAPA!!! izzlemizzledizzle said on 11/13/06 @ 06:37 AM: Fo shizzle my izzle bidizzle and fashizzle mon nizzle hizzle mindblower said on 09/10/07 @ 12:54 PM: what the hell is yall hollerin bout jive is cool quite with izzles Post a comment |
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