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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Do you speak Jive?No? Then can you at least translate teenager? 10 Commentsme said on 06/23/04 @ 06:18 PM:no can you me2 said on 10/19/04 @ 07:23 PM: plz nucca! Dudeman said on 01/20/05 @ 09:40 AM: Sup dawg-izzle??? Fo shizzle it dope when I skool ya in ballin' and I'm like "Who's the bi-itch now?" Smoove said on 08/24/05 @ 08:44 PM: Now I dont mean to offend you Dudeman, but jive isn't dawg-izzle. Watch the movie Airplane and listen to the two afro-americans talk. If you dont watch the movie Airplane here's a lesson from me. "Take a seat" translation, "Cop a Squat". Jooba Hendrix said on 03/16/06 @ 09:13 AM: Yo fashizaw mow nizzaow u up in da hood dawgies. :p ishcabibble fabio bobetta jr the 3rd said on 03/16/06 @ 09:16 AM: im a lumberjack and i ok. I sleep all night and i work all day! I wear high heel , suspenders and a bra!!!!! i wish i was a woman just like my dear PAPA!!! izzlemizzledizzle said on 11/13/06 @ 06:37 AM: Fo shizzle my izzle bidizzle and fashizzle mon nizzle hizzle mindblower said on 09/10/07 @ 12:54 PM: what the hell is yall hollerin bout jive is cool quite with izzles jive man said on 01/16/09 @ 09:42 AM: fukin rasta bumbaclot shhhit moka leg to teh bone cut me some slack jack this aint do good any how Jive Speaker said on 07/23/09 @ 12:40 AM: Replace e's with a's,use metaphors, put adjectives backwords in order, and abr. things. 99% of teens probably don't speack jive. Damn mamba, hope those advice fine teach you how tha ball hangs. You know Jack? Post a comment |
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