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Warning labels for sex

Oh man, this entry on Davezilla.com is priceless. What if folks had warning labels on them in regards to sex?

Prostitutes: CAUTION: Filling may be hot.
Hummer drivers: Contains small parts.
Priests: May contain parts that are harmful to children if swallowed.
Prison inmates: Do not use for personal hygiene.
And it only gets better from there (Christine Aguilera: Wash hands immediately after use). Don't forget to read the comments as they have some good ones as well)

Posted by Jake on 05/08/03 @ 12:15 PM
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