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Carrot Top, Heroin, and Good Help

From Ruminate.com:

When I turned 40, I decided to clean up my act and gave up drinking and smoking. Man, it was tough -- there's no way I'd have gotten through that period without my heroin.

I'm sure there's a special place in hell reserved for the guy who invented bass boost... a room where the only album they
ever play is "Carrot-top Sings the Blues."

It's not that good help is hard to find, it's just that bad help is so hard to get rid of.

Posted by Jake on 05/08/03 @ 09:32 AM
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