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Man arrested for peeing behind a tree while his house burns

Because his bathroom was in flames, Jeff Theisen ducked behind a large oak tree in his back yard to relieve himself. Before he could finish, though, a cop at the fire scene told Theisen he was under arrest for lewd conduct. "I tried to tell him, 'Sir, my bathroom is burning. It's on fire.' But he didn't seem to care. As soon as I zipped up, he put handcuffs on me." Full Story. Link from Obscure Store.

Posted by Jake on 05/05/03 @ 03:08 PM
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