Funny MS Knowledge Base Quotes
Some of the gems:
* Q243490: Other Players Cannot See Monster on Your Screen "In addition, you cannot examine or attack this monster."
* Q155999: Deadly Tide: An Overview of Playing the Game "Shoot everything that shoots at you or that has a yellow bracket around it."
* Q149525: Poor Performance May Occur During FTP File Transfers "If a send request occurs that is less than one segment, Silly Window Syndrome (SWS) can occur."
* Q161129: Kitchen: Known Content Errors "The microwave says 'nachos', but it sounds like 'nauseous'."