Month: May 2003

Nebraska considers war against Iowa

From the story:

A Nebraska lawmaker is so fed up with constituents crossing the state border to gamble that she proposed going to war with neighboring Iowa.[…] The proposed amendment read: “The sovereign state of Nebraska declares a state of hostility with the sovereign state of Iowa until such a time as the state of Iowa ceases the unjust and relentless appropriation of the resources of the citizens of Nebraska.”

Link via Newsfilter.

OK, Gregg, you win: Your state lawmakers are bigger idiots than mine. A columnist from Iowa has written a very funny reply to the bill that is well worth a read:

“Now, Nebraska, you want to play catch up. Well, good luck. At this stage I sincerely doubt that even when you do manage to legalize gambling that you will gain the upper hand if for no other reason than who wants to drive into downtown Omaha to gamble? What Las Vegas casino corporation would want to move into a neighborhood that already has three casinos with easy access, great parking and room to expand in order to endlessly one up you? What could you possibly offer that could top us? Legalized prostitution? If you did, I’m sure you’d legislate the life out of it until it was as soft-core and boring, too, the sexual equivalent of keno.”

Totaled car ticketed for broken headlight

If you get in a wreck, pray your headlights survive the crash or you’ll get ticketed.

Man who shows his thong to group of 13-year-old girls gets arrest thrown out

From Fark: State Supreme Court rules that defendant did not have fair notice that exposure of thong-clad buttocks was a prosecutable offense. You needed to be told this?!?

Free Project Management Software

From the site: dotproject is a PHP+MySQL beta level web based project management tool that dotmarketing started in Dec. 2000. While dotproject was specifically designed for dotmarketing’s needs, it could probably be extremely useful for any sort of service agency that requires the ability to track a project to completion. The current version of dotproject is 0.2, which reflects that it’s still early days. Still, we feel that there is a lot there that is much nicer than other “project management” systems, which seem to have the feel of “programmer only” projects.

Why am I listing this here? Because at one point I needed a tool just like this that I didn’t want to pay for, and I don’t want to lose this bookmark 🙂

Study shows it’s easier to get fat than lose fat

Don’t have threesomes in railroad cars

Motorist spots year-old baby crawling across the street at 3 a.m.

From Obscure Store: The driver first thought the baby was a dog. A cop says: “Seeing a baby on State Street is not what you would expect to see, regardless of the time of day.” Full Story.

UtterlyBoring’s Blogshares Value is over $10,000!

This blogs current value on Blogshares is $10,360.04. I somehow managed to pass Neil (though he’s got FAR more incoming links…I need more friends ;-), and am well ahead of Ken. I just sold off some shares so you all are welcome to invest 🙂 (but please don’t see that as a sign that I’m trying to hide something by selling off my shares in my own blog — I just wanted to see what the public could do with them).

I better watch out, though: If Neil posts on B&B anymore, he’ll probably get double what I have now.

Search engine software being too smart — and sexy

Most search engines will suggest alternate terms that you may have been looking for if it can’t find much in the way of results. Sometimes it doesn’t always work. If you search for “SQL” on SQLServerCentral.com, it suggests “squall squeal sequel sexual sizzle.” What were the developers on this site thinking when they set this up? Something sexual, perhaps? Link from NTK.

You better hurry

There are only three days left to bid on these nuts encrusted in elephant crap.