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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail , resume ), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist , freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver . He has LinkedIn , MySpace , Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com . Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand . Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5273 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16553 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Entries posted from 05/01/03 to 05/31/03
Nebraska considers war against Iowa - Posted on 05/31/03 @ 03:17 PM
Totaled car ticketed for broken headlight - Posted on 05/31/03 @ 03:06 PM
Man who shows his thong to group of 13-year-old girls gets arrest thrown out - Posted on 05/31/03 @ 02:07 PM
Free Project Management Software - Posted on 05/31/03 @ 02:03 PM
Study shows it's easier to get fat than lose fat - Posted on 05/30/03 @ 11:32 PM
Don't have threesomes in railroad cars - Posted on 05/30/03 @ 11:29 PM
Motorist spots year-old baby crawling across the street at 3 a.m. - Posted on 05/30/03 @ 05:54 PM
UtterlyBoring's Blogshares Value is over $10,000! - Posted on 05/30/03 @ 04:23 PM
Search engine software being too smart -- and sexy - Posted on 05/30/03 @ 01:57 PM
You better hurry - Posted on 05/30/03 @ 06:57 AM
You need an Aircraft Carrier? - Posted on 05/29/03 @ 10:24 PM
The Chubby Jedi is taking the video posters to court - Posted on 05/29/03 @ 10:22 PM
OK, I'm a dork - Posted on 05/29/03 @ 10:04 PM
Cool Font Browsing Tool - Posted on 05/29/03 @ 10:00 PM
The Geek Test - Posted on 05/29/03 @ 10:25 AM
Dvorak Discovers Blogging, Calls it "Next Big Thing" - Posted on 05/29/03 @ 09:20 AM
First Amendment doesn't protect public sex - Posted on 05/25/03 @ 12:18 PM
If this ain't the scariest thing I've seen all week - Posted on 05/25/03 @ 12:05 PM
It's official: Ken is a spoiled little bitch - Posted on 05/25/03 @ 12:02 PM
Pixel Art Tower - Posted on 05/24/03 @ 03:03 PM
Ban the Comic Sans typeface - Posted on 05/24/03 @ 01:53 PM
Looking for accommodation this summer in Athens, Greece? - Posted on 05/24/03 @ 01:44 PM
Kids Living With Smokers Less Healthy - Posted on 05/23/03 @ 04:17 PM
Make sure you wear an appropriate shirt when convicted - Posted on 05/23/03 @ 04:03 PM
Are You an E-Bore? - Posted on 05/23/03 @ 03:58 PM
Saving Private Lynch: take 2 - Posted on 05/23/03 @ 03:48 PM
30 Ways to Capture Readers - Posted on 05/23/03 @ 03:40 PM
SharpMT -- my new w.bloggar replacement - Posted on 05/23/03 @ 03:23 PM
Ruminations - Posted on 05/23/03 @ 03:01 PM
I take three days off... - Posted on 05/23/03 @ 10:56 AM
My birthday's on Wednesday - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 04:46 PM
Raise money for the Chubby Jedi - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 04:39 PM
Man does 3,669 push-ups in one hour - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 04:33 PM
Stanford researchers create robotic cockroaches - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 04:23 PM
Tales from the Parts Counter - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 02:18 PM
This week's most buried headline - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 12:40 PM
UC Berkeley professor has studied masturbation for a decade - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 12:11 PM
Woman has seven pink Caddys from peddling Mary Kay stuff - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 12:07 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road? - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 12:01 PM
Test drive a new search engine - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 09:44 AM
The real History of the Internet - Posted on 05/19/03 @ 08:39 AM
Portland is making national news for its treasure hunt - Posted on 05/18/03 @ 09:22 PM
The Cruciflex - Posted on 05/18/03 @ 12:36 PM
Man makes computer out of Legos - Posted on 05/18/03 @ 12:25 PM
How many toilet-paper paper tubes does it take to make an U.S. flag? - Posted on 05/18/03 @ 11:23 AM
'Doonesbury' auction strikes out - Posted on 05/17/03 @ 11:37 AM
How are they finding UtterlyBoring.com on Google - Part III - Posted on 05/16/03 @ 11:33 PM
Eight years old, and he’s a Microsoft professional - Posted on 05/16/03 @ 04:13 PM
ThingsMyGirlfriendAndIHaveArguedAbout.com - Posted on 05/16/03 @ 03:49 PM
America Needs 18 and 29-cent coins, says scientist - Posted on 05/16/03 @ 12:31 PM
The Proper and Polite Way to Vomit - Posted on 05/16/03 @ 09:22 AM
Kermit knows what's up - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 05:36 PM
Twenty Questions - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 05:31 PM
Nordstrom shoe-sellers booted for sales contest cheating - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 05:23 PM
Why does Tiger Woods win so much? - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 05:14 PM
The Chubby Jedi - Identified! - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 05:12 PM
How to Fake A Hard Day at the Office - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 04:53 PM
I get to play detective - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 03:38 PM
Herb-basted chicken - Posted on 05/15/03 @ 12:43 PM
Height of powerlines proves no obstacle for persistent drunk - Posted on 05/12/03 @ 01:51 PM
OregonLive.com Linking to UtterlyBoring.com - Posted on 05/11/03 @ 05:54 PM
"I can't wear my seat belt as I have sore breasts" - Posted on 05/11/03 @ 05:46 PM
70-year old attempts Everest - Posted on 05/11/03 @ 05:44 PM
Oregon hospital looking for Klingon speakers - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 10:44 PM
Want a penis-shaped chicken nugget? - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 05:24 PM
Twenty-seven hospitalized after eating ass - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 05:22 PM
Need to meet OSHA regulations? - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 02:37 PM
Do you speak Jive? - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 02:34 PM
The CSS Zen Garden - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 02:14 PM
Step back to 1993 - Put Windows 3.11 on a single floppy - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 02:08 PM
How the well educated try to fail an SAT - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 09:42 AM
So a lady walks into a drug store... - Posted on 05/10/03 @ 09:31 AM
If you're going to crap in the woods, bring a bucket - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 05:58 PM
Want to get HDTV signals for free? - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 02:22 PM
Weird eBay feedback - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 12:35 PM
All the good domains are taken - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 12:24 PM
9/11 Victims' families win $104 million judgement - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 12:12 PM
American CEOs are horrendously overpaid - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 12:02 PM
IT support sucks - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 11:59 AM
Cops: Student had 10-gigs of kiddie porn - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 11:01 AM
$2 trillion fine for Microsoft security snafu? - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 10:26 AM
Anti-circumcision activists protest in Seattle - Posted on 05/09/03 @ 10:20 AM
Teen critically hurt after making "Jackass"-like leap into pool - Posted on 05/08/03 @ 01:38 PM
Chewing gum saves day – and $1.825 million - Posted on 05/08/03 @ 01:34 PM
Trying to meet affirmative action guidlines? - Posted on 05/08/03 @ 12:27 PM
Warning labels for sex - Posted on 05/08/03 @ 12:15 PM
The Google Alphabet - Posted on 05/08/03 @ 12:00 PM
The Music Industry Folks are Morons - Posted on 05/08/03 @ 11:49 AM
Marijuana-scented cell phone covers? - Posted on 05/08/03 @ 09:53 AM
Carrot Top, Heroin, and Good Help - Posted on 05/08/03 @ 09:32 AM
How do folks find this site, Part II - Posted on 05/06/03 @ 11:27 PM
Man faces trial on supermarket foot-licking assault - Posted on 05/05/03 @ 03:25 PM
BBspot creates a virus! - Posted on 05/05/03 @ 03:18 PM
Man arrested for peeing behind a tree while his house burns - Posted on 05/05/03 @ 03:08 PM
Dad arrested after telling daughters to walk 5 miles to school - Posted on 05/05/03 @ 03:04 PM
Welcome LangaList Readers! - Posted on 05/05/03 @ 11:59 AM
Fun with Lasers and Cats - Posted on 05/04/03 @ 03:36 PM
What do you do when you have too much free time and know Javascript? - Posted on 05/04/03 @ 09:10 AM
So that's what they mean by cockpit - Posted on 05/04/03 @ 09:05 AM
Grocery shopper/crook picks wrong line to pay for her groceries - Posted on 05/04/03 @ 07:00 AM
Like Digital Photography? - Posted on 05/03/03 @ 04:17 PM
What does your state have for sale? - Posted on 05/03/03 @ 03:38 PM
If you have to smoke, at least do it cheaper - Posted on 05/03/03 @ 02:31 PM
Funny MS Knowledge Base Quotes - Posted on 05/03/03 @ 02:08 PM
The Chubby Jedi - Posted on 05/03/03 @ 08:45 AM
They look at porn all day, so others won't be able to - Posted on 05/03/03 @ 07:47 AM
You think Fox News is without bias? - Posted on 05/02/03 @ 11:19 PM
A vertical keyboard? - Posted on 05/02/03 @ 11:16 PM
If you stole a cheesy oil portrait of Uday Hussein... - Posted on 05/02/03 @ 11:13 PM
Ten Tips to the Top of Google - Posted on 05/02/03 @ 09:27 PM
The Mood Ring - Posted on 05/02/03 @ 05:35 PM
I'm back :) - Posted on 05/02/03 @ 04:49 PM
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