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Free Porn, Britney Spears, KaZaa, Atkins Diet, and the Iraq War
Just as an experiment to see how much Google juice this site has (as it seems to have a bunch lately, without me trying), I'm putting "Free Porn" as the headline of this story, as well as a couple other terms from the Lycos 50 and the Google Zeilgeist. If John C. Dvorak's experiences are any indication, the traffic to this listing should go up quite a bit, even though there is no Free Porn or any of the above crap any where on this site (Gregg's entry is about as close as you'll find).
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