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This was sent to me by Ken, who found it on Dave Barry's blog.
http://www.lilmynx.com - Product site for a portable stripper pole. Just $700 will buy you the Pro model, which comes with 'everything' you'd need to 'install' your 'portable' pole.
They even have nice photos of it in use!
QuickTime movie - see how easy it is to install? Just drill a hole in your ceilingafter you locate a joist, screw in a long support screw/hook, and you're in business.
abadvi said on 03/24/04 @ 05:31 PM: Have you ever hung a plant or a lamp? Drilling a hole in the ceiling isn't a big deal. And there are lots of other poles that must be mounted into the floor as well.This one's portable, relatively.
Gurl said on 07/02/04 @ 02:32 PM: That pole sucks. If you try and use it, your not high enough to get upside down for any length of time. As soon as you are in position, you are already at the bottom which leaves no time to perform.
kelly said on 09/15/04 @ 03:43 PM: Instructional Pole Dancing Dvd and Instructional Pole Dancing Video at
www.polekatz.com
You can see over 2 minutes of pole dancing video on the polekatz.com site.
kelly said on 09/15/04 @ 03:45 PM: I like the lil mynx pole, but have not tried the platinum stages yet.
ADawg said on 09/24/05 @ 11:35 PM: I think it would be cooler if someone could come up with how to build your own removeable pole. Buying one is too damned expensive!