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If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands.
Chris Pirillo is one funny man. I stole this great quote from his site: "Remember: the number of idle threats made is inversely proportional to the size of your genitals." Does the same hold true for red-necks who jack-up their pick ups? We have a lot of those pricks around here, and I'm completely convinced that they're compensating for something.
If you're wondering why Chris posted something like the linked post, it was in response to an idiot who made some stupid and mean comments on his site. He then posted the IP address of the moron, who probably doesn't have an internet connection now :) (head to http://chris.pirillo.com/archives/2003_04.html#000914 and click on the comments for that post to see what he had to say).
Neil T. said on 04/20/03 @ 02:25 AM: Why do you think we get so much penis enlargement spam? ;)
chris g said on 06/05/04 @ 10:37 PM: ur a loser, the whole proportional thing is from george carlin, be original asshole
Chris Pontious said on 12/08/04 @ 09:59 AM: I hope you've disabled enough of the HTML to stop people redirecting your page, it happened to me! It could happen to you too.
I had my whole website redirected to pornography sites, luckily we caught the little bastards!