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I just love the lead on this story: "Zyness O'Haver may have suffered from one of the worst cases of cold feet in the history of marriage. After almost 78 years of living with Sallie Warren, he finally decided to pop the question and the Oklahoma City couple became husband and wife on Wednesday." Cold feet? I think that's frozen feet, at this point. But the couple have had kids and have grandkids, but they just never went through the formal ceremony. I thought it was bad when some friends of mine took 6 years before getting married (even though they had planned on getting married for about 5 of those years).