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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5270 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16552 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Spend your wife's breast implant money, and bad things happenEspecially if you spend it on power tools. Just make sure your wife doesn't get a hold of the tools, or she'll do some nasty damage to your toys. Posted by Jake on 03/15/03 @ 09:35 AM
Posted in Funny | 2 Comments | Permalink Submit to digg, del.icio.us, reddit, or stumbleupon 2 CommentsKelli said on 03/16/03 @ 05:33 PM:Chainsaw my ASS... I guess if that guy wants to pretend it was his wife, I suppose not everyone would realize what happened to that plane. But that's a classic, textbook example of prop strike. Either that plane taxied into someone else, or someone else taxied into it, but either way, that perfectly symmetrical vertical slicing is from another airplane's propeller chewing its way along his fuselage. One of a kind conversational piece ALSO my ass. This actually happens more often that you'd think. Especially when mechanics are behind the wheel... Indeed said on 06/03/03 @ 10:38 PM: I'd say, yup to that objection. My wife's quite a woman, but she couldn't hold the saw up that high long enough to do that :D Post a comment |
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