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Man who swallowed $37,500 gem finally gives it up

In a follow up to a story earlier on this site, link from Obscure Store:

All week, officers poked through his bowel movements, but they didn't find the gem until Friday -- four days after the theft. "Some courageous volunteers went beyond the call of duty," says a sergeant.
Remember, they couldn't feed him a laxative, so they gave him greasy hamburgers to expedite the matter.

Posted by Jake on 03/10/03 @ 12:57 PM
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