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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5201 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16149 comments.
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Entries posted from 03/01/03 to 03/31/03
- How do people find UtterlyBoring.com? - Posted on 03/31/03 @ 04:57 PM
- A new way to caption digital photos - Posted on 03/31/03 @ 04:12 PM
- 36 operating systems on one PC - Posted on 03/31/03 @ 01:51 PM
- Another Google Labs goody - Posted on 03/31/03 @ 01:21 PM
- Lockergnome Bits and Bytes - Posted on 03/31/03 @ 01:16 PM
- What if Dr. Laura answered phones for Microsoft? - Posted on 03/30/03 @ 02:44 PM
- How do you get rid of rabbits at an airport? - Posted on 03/30/03 @ 01:55 PM
- What's that in the sky? Is that a UFO or my cat? - Posted on 03/29/03 @ 11:09 PM
- Ex-sheriff embezzler still due full retirement pay - Posted on 03/29/03 @ 03:18 PM
- Screw employee of the year, this guy's employee of the millennium - Posted on 03/29/03 @ 09:39 AM
- Go.com switches to Google, Disney to sell off Infoseek - Posted on 03/29/03 @ 09:08 AM
- Your keyboard could make you sick - Posted on 03/29/03 @ 08:57 AM
- Stoner has a problem with campaign sign thievery - Posted on 03/28/03 @ 05:50 PM
- Microsoft won't fix NT 4.0 exploit - Posted on 03/28/03 @ 10:21 AM
- The best little whorehouse in Central Oregon - Posted on 03/28/03 @ 10:05 AM
- Girl hurt in 45 mph shopping cart crash - Posted on 03/27/03 @ 05:26 PM
- AOL is getting desperate - Posted on 03/27/03 @ 02:48 PM
- Road closed after truck loses chicken manure load - Posted on 03/27/03 @ 12:20 PM
- Ruminations for the Day - Posted on 03/27/03 @ 11:15 AM
- Thanks to a roll of the dice, my cousin's not going to Iraq - Posted on 03/26/03 @ 09:26 AM
- Only in Central Oregon - Posted on 03/25/03 @ 08:27 AM
- Nuns and pals win $200,000 playing the ponies - Posted on 03/25/03 @ 08:09 AM
- Hell has frozen over - Posted on 03/25/03 @ 08:03 AM
- Internet Information Server running on Linux? - Posted on 03/23/03 @ 12:22 PM
- Competing with Amazon ain't easy - Posted on 03/23/03 @ 12:16 PM
- The War and the Gay Financial Network - Posted on 03/23/03 @ 12:13 PM
- Can you still figure out the volume of a cone? - Posted on 03/23/03 @ 12:07 PM
- Microsoft Development Codenames - Posted on 03/23/03 @ 11:54 AM
- Couple who commited suicide in hotel left $200 for cleaning charges - Posted on 03/23/03 @ 11:45 AM
- Apple to use Intel processors? - Posted on 03/23/03 @ 11:15 AM
- Site moving to new server - Posted on 03/21/03 @ 05:56 PM
- War protester chains himself to the wrong building - Posted on 03/20/03 @ 05:30 PM
- Power your laptop with booze - Posted on 03/20/03 @ 02:10 PM
- What to do in an emergency - Posted on 03/20/03 @ 12:30 PM
- Will War Wreck GPS Systems? - Posted on 03/20/03 @ 10:29 AM
- Which network will blink first? - Posted on 03/20/03 @ 10:13 AM
- How did I miss this movie? - Posted on 03/18/03 @ 09:59 PM
- Why is Saturday night network TV so bad? - Posted on 03/17/03 @ 01:24 PM
- Rock, Scissors, Paper contest offers $1,000 grand prize - Posted on 03/17/03 @ 12:34 PM
- The Pac-10 gets screwed - Posted on 03/16/03 @ 09:38 PM
- Man walks almost 140 miles in 48 hours on a treadmill - Posted on 03/16/03 @ 09:26 PM
- International Eat an animal for PETA day - Posted on 03/16/03 @ 09:16 PM
- Free software I can't live without - Posted on 03/15/03 @ 05:10 PM
- Woman sentenced for killing cat in oven - Posted on 03/15/03 @ 12:07 PM
- Size does matter - Posted on 03/15/03 @ 11:04 AM
- Man in prison for pogo stick beating - Posted on 03/15/03 @ 09:41 AM
- Spend your wife's breast implant money, and bad things happen - Posted on 03/15/03 @ 09:35 AM
- Feds consider adding another terror risk level - Posted on 03/15/03 @ 09:26 AM
- "Toe Food, what the hell is that?" - Posted on 03/14/03 @ 03:48 PM
- Little Kids Racing Little Motorcycles - Posted on 03/14/03 @ 10:38 AM
- If you're trying to beat depression... - Posted on 03/14/03 @ 10:27 AM
- Good question... - Posted on 03/14/03 @ 10:14 AM
- The Perfect Partner for the American Jihad: the Terrorists Living Among Us - Posted on 03/14/03 @ 10:11 AM
- Ducks beat the Sun Devils! - Posted on 03/13/03 @ 09:16 PM
- UCLA beats Arizona in Overtime - Posted on 03/13/03 @ 03:58 PM
- Musicians are grossly underpaid - Posted on 03/13/03 @ 02:06 PM
- And you thought your job sucked? - Posted on 03/13/03 @ 01:54 PM
- With sperm that big, it's pretty easy to get pregnant - Posted on 03/13/03 @ 01:50 PM
- Drinking urine may not be good for your health - Posted on 03/13/03 @ 01:41 PM
- Only a band geek will appreciate this - Posted on 03/13/03 @ 10:31 AM
- Passive Cigarette Smoke Linked to Children’s Cavities - Posted on 03/13/03 @ 09:10 AM
- Experiment in stop motion - Posted on 03/13/03 @ 08:39 AM
- Man who heads group questioning circumcision says he's "pissed" - Posted on 03/10/03 @ 01:01 PM
- Man who swallowed $37,500 gem finally gives it up - Posted on 03/10/03 @ 12:57 PM
- Man shot to death after losing staring contest - Posted on 03/10/03 @ 12:40 PM
- Man who killed himself with glass shards needed psychiatric help - Posted on 03/10/03 @ 12:32 PM
- Morgue mistakenly cremates wrong body - Posted on 03/10/03 @ 12:12 PM
- Study claims coffee combats diabetes - Posted on 03/10/03 @ 12:09 PM
- Bomb squad detonates Pizza Hut pizza bag - Posted on 03/09/03 @ 05:52 PM
- Ostriches flirt with farmers - Posted on 03/09/03 @ 05:51 PM
- Fla. Woman Charged With Transmitting HIV To 200 Partners - Posted on 03/09/03 @ 05:46 PM
- UtterlyBoring.com is a reality - Posted on 03/09/03 @ 05:44 PM
- Re-doing the site -- utterlyboring.com coming soon - Posted on 03/08/03 @ 03:46 PM
- Man sues himself for $250,000 - Posted on 03/08/03 @ 01:30 PM
- This is why these morons will always be working at Taco Bell - Posted on 03/08/03 @ 10:00 AM
- Zero Tolerance Strikes Again - Posted on 03/08/03 @ 09:49 AM
- If Google says it's true, it must be - Posted on 03/07/03 @ 03:48 PM
- Criminal asked to give the s**t back -- literally - Posted on 03/07/03 @ 01:31 PM
- What every human should know - Posted on 03/07/03 @ 12:56 PM
- Let's go harass some puppies - Posted on 03/07/03 @ 12:51 PM
- Want to know about Nigerian's rights as citizens? - Posted on 03/07/03 @ 11:08 AM
- BSA attempts to shut down Open Source software site - Posted on 03/07/03 @ 10:42 AM
- In yet another waste of government resources - Posted on 03/06/03 @ 05:13 PM
- Net speed record smashed - Posted on 03/06/03 @ 12:46 PM
- Ruminations for the day - Posted on 03/06/03 @ 12:16 PM
- All The Web debuts new features - Posted on 03/06/03 @ 11:49 AM
- Yet another reason why certain people shouldn't have authority - Posted on 03/06/03 @ 11:12 AM
- "Married by America" contestents treated like a detainee at Guantanamo Bay - Posted on 03/06/03 @ 11:05 AM
- Gregg kicked my butt ... almost - Posted on 03/03/03 @ 01:22 PM
- Study concludes that obese people eat more - Posted on 03/03/03 @ 11:50 AM
- Three arrested after Long Island wedding reception brawl - Posted on 03/03/03 @ 11:44 AM
- Major League ball-player hurts neck putting on hat - Posted on 03/03/03 @ 11:42 AM
- Getting Lucky - Posted on 03/03/03 @ 11:38 AM
- Windows Update keeps tabs on all system software - Posted on 03/03/03 @ 10:06 AM
- Why do Cities, States Have so Many Big Cars, SUVs? - Posted on 03/03/03 @ 10:01 AM
- What a busy day -- yet a really sad one, too - Posted on 03/02/03 @ 05:46 PM
- Woman dies after operating table falls apart during surgery - Posted on 03/02/03 @ 05:06 PM
- Newer is not always better - Posted on 03/02/03 @ 04:53 PM
- Laser/Needle-less Turntable - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:31 PM
- Klu Klux Klan supports all-male Masters Golf Club - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:22 PM
- Save the Goldfish! - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:21 PM
- Porn music collection - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:20 PM
- Nevada considers taxing hookers - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:17 PM
- Nevada considers taxing hookers - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:17 PM
- Dave's Web of lies - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:11 PM
- What kind of racist are you? - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:02 PM
- Orchestra dons Kiss makeup for concert - Posted on 03/01/03 @ 04:00 PM
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