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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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RuminationsFrom Ruminate.com: My wife only likes to have sex in places if there is a risk of getting caught. Well, I *have* caught her -- numerous times, in fact. There's this girl where I live -- every day I tell her how I'd love to brush her long, beautiful hair, or go skipping through a field of lilies hand in hand with her, or share a bottle of wine on a hilltop overlooking a valley in Tuscany. And every day her answer is the same: "I'm not allowed to fraternize with the prisoners." Scientists say a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth. That may be true, but my wife almost never kisses me right after licking her own butt. When I die, I'd like to be scattered over my hometown. But not, like, cremated or anything. Sometimes I think I've totally wasted my life. That's when I call my Mom, and she always reassures me: "You're not a failure, boy. That's just the crystal meth talking!" Mothers are great that way. Posted by Jake on 02/20/03 @ 12:45 PM
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