UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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What if you really want to hit the military-industrial-entertainment complex where it hurts? One ingenious - yet anonymous - NTK reader may have an answer, in the form of a breathtakingly realistic video cover he's created, pioneeringly depicting US President George W Bush as a fish-out-of-water idiot who just happens to find himself running the world's least accountable superpower. What's more, the 1614k jpg is exactly the right size for responsibly-minded individuals to print it out in glossy inkjet colour, slide it into an empty DVD sleeve, and leave it in a prominent position in their local video library/rental superstore, where, our correspondent hopes, "it should confuse and delight in equal measure". The section you leave it in - Comedy? Action? True Crime? - is entirely up to you.