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This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

A joke that was sent to me by Shasta Bob:

The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun,told the burned-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.

About seven minutes later,they turned in their suggestions and created a Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.

The top ten:

10. Viagra - Whaazzzzz Up
9. Viagra - The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra - Like a rock!
7. Viagra - When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra - Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra - Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra - Strong enough for a man,but made for a woman.
3. Viagra - Tastes great! More filling!
2. Viagra - We bring good things to life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your penis ... This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

Posted by Jake on 02/13/03 @ 09:32 AM
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Jessie Rankins said on 01/20/04 @ 08:31 AM:
cool tubular penis that tastes great especially when kari huggins sucks it and makes it warm and moist and special for everyone to see yippe

Steve said on 03/05/04 @ 04:50 PM:
Thats pretty funny.

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