Deep Thoughts to Ponder
Just some things to think about today:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask here the bathroom is?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?