UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
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Scott said on 02/05/04 @ 03:05 AM: Put some more stuff on because if these are ace the next lot are going to be to
dick end said on 03/11/04 @ 05:13 AM: hi my name is steve the turtle i think this is funny
I forgot said on 03/27/04 @ 10:54 AM: My cats name is kibbles...
Laura said on 04/10/04 @ 11:48 AM: I was wondering if it was possible to submit a picture.... because a few friends of mine found a pretty funny one!
sarah said on 05/11/04 @ 06:55 AM: o.k so i was bored at school searching images on google and i came across your site well funny as they say small things please little minds and i must have a small mind because im very pleased
rosie said on 05/14/04 @ 08:25 AM: this is hilarious! he he
BOB said on 06/02/04 @ 02:26 PM: V.funny, please MORE!
liz said on 06/03/04 @ 02:31 PM: omg dats funny
Mike Oxbigg said on 11/18/04 @ 06:08 AM: Ya funny but I've seen those signs before!!!
Ciji Fields said on 12/06/04 @ 03:50 PM: I love these road signs. I've looked at so many signs on the Internet since the weekend that I thought there couldn't even possibly be more, but there is.
Plop said on 12/06/04 @ 06:01 PM: Boo!! Guess what!! I am a smurf!!
Mona said on 01/08/05 @ 03:34 PM: This is soo funny..:-P who put those comments on the bottom..? you should put more pics on it..that would be great..:)
Nameless One said on 02/03/05 @ 07:52 PM: hello joe
Nameless One said on 03/11/05 @ 07:30 AM: im horny
One eye said on 03/13/05 @ 02:57 PM: i have feet : )
FuTysonWrestler08 said on 05/25/05 @ 06:38 AM: I would really aviod that diner to and also that chuch. where is that chuch and diner at.
me said on 06/12/05 @ 07:37 AM: funny
hi im wasted said on 06/13/05 @ 04:10 PM: nice pics but u have to put more on becuz i've seen all of them. Yo...those are some of my favs though!!yo if u want some more email me.. i got alot of good one that i put on my site...don't mind the name it's my friends idea
peteklem said on 07/06/05 @ 10:45 AM: this is definitly the funnest thing
poop said on 07/10/05 @ 08:40 PM: funny funny shit u got here
Mixman6 said on 07/27/05 @ 09:22 AM: MORE MORE MORE, THOSE WERE FUNNY BUT I SPEAK 4 EVERYONE WEN I SAY WE WANT MORE MORE MORE!!!
rick hed said on 08/08/05 @ 10:25 AM: the other week my balls dropped and i became blind, a freind of mine recommended that i look at this site, i said " You funny bitch" n she replied i will hold ur balls so you can see...... moral is..... 'I once was blind, but now i see'....thanx to this website!!
Manchy said on 08/16/05 @ 11:21 AM: Get more of these sings!!! These ones almost killed me! :D
fudgepacka said on 08/30/05 @ 01:16 PM: wow. this website is massive. reli big. the amount of roadsigns u hav here is amazing. i can't beleive i've seen em all! Nice comments tho. I agree poop. I luv poop. Will u marry me? meet ya at the graveyard on west street in newport? kewl. luv ya. xxx
alex said on 09/10/05 @ 09:17 PM: Hello funny sighns i am sooooooooo board
concerned citizen said on 10/28/05 @ 05:15 PM: you are all retarded
fonzone, T said on 12/18/05 @ 06:51 PM: i have seen many strange signs in my days, but i always wonder where that "water on road during rain" 1 came from???
Fonzie said on 02/22/06 @ 04:42 PM: Im runnin for constable
Meagan said on 09/06/06 @ 06:02 AM: Ok...that first one is really lame...COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!!! but ne ways i like the rest
Mark said on 10/16/06 @ 06:50 PM: Ok...the first is funny and so is the third but i dont get the 2nd.
kylie said on 10/17/06 @ 07:59 AM: this stuff is funny, i love the church onee!
Nameless One said on 10/19/06 @ 11:12 AM: fuk u
AJ said on 11/01/06 @ 04:16 PM: SWEET! Love 'em!
duba said on 12/08/06 @ 01:50 AM: god your wow shiz
my kit kat
melt this mind
invision it
bobby bob bob said on 12/08/06 @ 02:00 AM: hello may i say what jolly amusing images these are! chortle.
DEAN said on 01/14/07 @ 03:25 PM: WELL I THINK THAY ARE ALL SHIT
Nameless One said on 02/02/07 @ 09:04 PM: u suck balls
Leah said on 02/06/07 @ 08:44 PM: Hey, I think that the one about the climax is reallly stinkin funny. This is a good site. Keep up the good work. :-D
Josh said on 02/15/07 @ 02:50 PM: lol there is a road sign near Nashville, TN that says "Used Cows For Sale" haha
crystaLicious™ said on 02/22/07 @ 02:34 PM: you really should put more up. those ones are great though.
jeff said on 03/11/07 @ 08:26 PM: sex will help
Jordan said on 04/08/07 @ 02:21 AM: boaring this web is a bit boaring but u need more funny pics to make me laugh
connor brook said on 04/10/07 @ 03:50 PM: hya like da signs n ma msn addie is Con_Ash@hotmail.co.uk bye
pussy lips said on 06/13/07 @ 11:00 AM: i have to piss
guess said on 06/13/07 @ 11:00 AM: what!?!!??!?!
I like CHICKEN!!!!! said on 06/13/07 @ 11:02 AM: WOOOT, oh by the way I like the pics, that was also me who said his/her name was pussy lips, Yeah sorry about that
Jaii said on 07/27/07 @ 09:10 PM: Nameless one...
Im horny too :D
LocalKCGreenPOO said on 09/13/07 @ 09:09 PM: Dag nab it. I ate at Sherrells place and nows I gots this damnd green poo. I read all about the green poo on this here web er site and so now I know but damned if I'd seen this first could have caused me a heap a lotta less trouble. I saw the lime green poo, jumped up and swung around, poo flew threw too the mirror. Oh yea, when I looked inside the bowl I felt a drip and then I had green poo on my shoe. WTF, thanks a lot der a Sherrll.
kirsty, coll, steph and louise. said on 11/29/07 @ 06:42 AM: we are 6formers in retail, with the worst teacher ever, one of us has atcually cryed as w ehav been here for 2 hours! my other friend steph was called a atention seeker, please send me a virus as this is my school email and all the system will go down! or just kill miss westellm, either or will do.
cheers
kirsty steph coll n louise