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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21004 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Ruminations for the DayFrom Ruminate.com: I have a very high tolerance to alcohol. The problem is that I always get drunk long before I reach it. I wanted to try that Jared guy's "Subway diet," but since I don't live near a Subway, I had to improvise. Eight months later, I'm sad to report that the "McDonald's Filet O' Fish Extra Value Meal diet" has thus far been, well, spectacularly unsuccessful. I wish human beings had the power to regenerate lost appendages. But not if that flab of skin that used to hang from my elbow counts as an appendage. I couldn't bear to think of having to sand *that* thing off again. My social life is like a Jet Ski. I pop out with it every now and then and try not to kill anyone. No Comments YetPost a comment |
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