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Michael Jackson has never had plastic surgery

And he also wants to live forever. Full Story Here. Whether he is going to live forever or not is debatable (for about two seconds), but certainly, with the amount of plastic on his face, he'll still be preserved eternally.

Posted by Jake on 02/03/03 @ 11:43 AM
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