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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 30-year-old dad, percussionist, freelance Web designer, consultant and jack-of-all-trades computer geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the IT Director and Ad Designer at both Sunray and Discover Sunriver. He has LinkedIn, MySpace, Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets.
This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Internet connection provided by Bend BroadBand. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 5193 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 16117 comments.
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Entries posted from 02/01/03 to 02/28/03
- Man who tossed dog into traffic sues newspaper, grieving owner - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 03:11 PM
- Ever cashed one of those fake checks? - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 01:30 PM
- Smashing food in your scanner - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 01:15 PM
- Let's go harass some pigeons - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 12:32 PM
- British magician to entomb himself -- in cheese - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 11:46 AM
- Unfortunate ALT Tags - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 11:43 AM
- eBay is just full of useless crap - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 11:34 AM
- Do you read Winnie the Pooh Magazine for the articles? - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 11:29 AM
- How do you find out [xxxx]? - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 10:54 AM
- Cool flash clock - Posted on 02/28/03 @ 10:39 AM
- Office Pranks - Posted on 02/27/03 @ 11:55 AM
- Mister Rogers dies of Cancer - Posted on 02/27/03 @ 11:45 AM
- A USB Toothbrush? - Posted on 02/27/03 @ 11:43 AM
- Ex-"Dell dude" says pot bust was really a blessing - Posted on 02/27/03 @ 11:40 AM
- Man is in doghouse (literally) for mistreating stepson - Posted on 02/27/03 @ 11:33 AM
- Blind man says there's no way he collected $360 in parking tickets - Posted on 02/27/03 @ 11:29 AM
- Ruminations - Posted on 02/27/03 @ 09:45 AM
- "She is often called 'the slut of the animal kingdom.' " - Posted on 02/24/03 @ 12:00 PM
- Looking for a new pair of Nikes? - Posted on 02/24/03 @ 10:00 AM
- New Priest Sex Scandal - Posted on 02/24/03 @ 09:43 AM
- How to guess an ATM PIN in 15 guesses - Posted on 02/24/03 @ 09:32 AM
- French Rifles - Posted on 02/24/03 @ 09:16 AM
- Two systems in one box...who cares? - Posted on 02/23/03 @ 10:14 AM
- Microsoft Bloggers - Posted on 02/23/03 @ 09:44 AM
- How does a 100mhz system compare to a 3066 mhz system? - Posted on 02/23/03 @ 09:32 AM
- Gas prices are soaring - Posted on 02/22/03 @ 05:29 PM
- Armageddon is just 57 years away - Posted on 02/22/03 @ 05:21 PM
- Woman gets fake breasts, disappears - Posted on 02/22/03 @ 05:17 PM
- Navajo Message - Posted on 02/22/03 @ 09:28 AM
- Comics for Pink Floyd Fans - Posted on 02/22/03 @ 09:15 AM
- If you're sick of all the war talk - Posted on 02/21/03 @ 01:21 PM
- Invisible Movie Characters - Posted on 02/21/03 @ 01:17 PM
- The Truth about Traffic Lights - Posted on 02/21/03 @ 01:11 PM
- Really long domains - Posted on 02/21/03 @ 12:56 PM
- Inappropriate banner ads - Posted on 02/21/03 @ 12:53 PM
- Killer Mustard - Posted on 02/21/03 @ 12:51 PM
- Strippers and beer are a good thing - Posted on 02/21/03 @ 12:49 PM
- Dave Barry does Slashdot - Posted on 02/20/03 @ 01:59 PM
- MovableJive Text Formatting - Posted on 02/20/03 @ 01:03 PM
- Ruminations - Posted on 02/20/03 @ 12:45 PM
- It was a dark and stormy night - Posted on 02/20/03 @ 12:36 PM
- Beluga caviar, Carr's table water crackers, and BioChem whey powder - Posted on 02/20/03 @ 12:11 PM
- Video highlights - Posted on 02/20/03 @ 08:11 AM
- Dogs freak out when they can't find fire hydrants in snow - Posted on 02/19/03 @ 09:11 PM
- Woman has worked at McD's for 33 years, hasn't had a Big Mac - Posted on 02/17/03 @ 12:59 PM
- Mom sues after daughter isn't named valedictorian - Posted on 02/17/03 @ 12:42 PM
- Five brave men attempted to thwart the Spice Girl Reunion - Posted on 02/17/03 @ 09:52 AM
- Idiots arrested for sexually assaulting dead 4 year old at morgue - Posted on 02/17/03 @ 09:14 AM
- Man decapitated while fleeing police - Posted on 02/16/03 @ 11:56 AM
- Gridlock - A Tricky Block-Moving Game - Posted on 02/16/03 @ 11:37 AM
- The old Donkey Kong Jr. handheld game, now online - Posted on 02/16/03 @ 11:27 AM
- Streaker Hall of Fame - Posted on 02/16/03 @ 11:24 AM
- Tweakable Body Builder - Posted on 02/16/03 @ 11:07 AM
- Bears prefer masturbation to actual sex - Posted on 02/15/03 @ 10:27 AM
- Børk! Børk! Børk! Opera Børks MSN - Posted on 02/14/03 @ 04:06 PM
- People are so stupid -- It's SATIRE you morons - Posted on 02/14/03 @ 12:56 PM
- Whatever Oprah says, people do - Posted on 02/14/03 @ 12:22 PM
- Don't rely on OCR Technology - Posted on 02/14/03 @ 12:09 PM
- "Please rise for President s**twit" - Posted on 02/14/03 @ 11:58 AM
- Deep Thoughts to Ponder - Posted on 02/13/03 @ 02:20 PM
- Man: I wouldn't normally do $100K in vandalism to a school - Posted on 02/13/03 @ 11:13 AM
- Man causes stir by spilling soda at FBI building - Posted on 02/13/03 @ 11:10 AM
- No Weapons of Mass Destruction Here - Posted on 02/13/03 @ 11:00 AM
- Sexy Urinals - Posted on 02/13/03 @ 10:42 AM
- Ruminations - Posted on 02/13/03 @ 10:09 AM
- This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions? - Posted on 02/13/03 @ 09:32 AM
- Billions wasted on redundant Federal IT spending - Posted on 02/12/03 @ 10:14 PM
- Funny Road Signs - Posted on 02/11/03 @ 09:28 PM
- Democrats are brainless - Posted on 02/11/03 @ 09:03 PM
- Running a P4 at 4.44ghz - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 02:54 PM
- "Dude, you're getting some weed!" - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 12:13 PM
- The History of the Vibrator - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 11:01 AM
- How good a manager are you? - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 10:51 AM
- Terror-level alert is at Orange - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 10:10 AM
- It's a beautiful song, but you'll never hear all of it - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 10:05 AM
- Mom fumes when Playboy asks her son, 11, to subscribe - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 09:48 AM
- Man killed in spat over best view of strippers at club - Posted on 02/10/03 @ 09:44 AM
- No Posting This Afternoon - Posted on 02/09/03 @ 11:51 AM
- Sure, it costs a ton of money to go to Harvard - Posted on 02/09/03 @ 09:07 AM
- Make your own country - Posted on 02/08/03 @ 12:07 PM
- Procrastination at its finest - Posted on 02/08/03 @ 12:04 PM
- Screw Eating Healthy - Posted on 02/08/03 @ 11:59 AM
- Man eats Three pounds of meat in 4 minutes - Posted on 02/08/03 @ 10:43 AM
- Are you my son? - Posted on 02/08/03 @ 10:37 AM
- Which OS are you? - Posted on 02/08/03 @ 09:04 AM
- Tech Support Funnies - Posted on 02/07/03 @ 05:42 PM
- Now I know why Columbia crashed - Posted on 02/07/03 @ 05:36 PM
- Yahoo! unmasks "disturbing" Michael Jackson - Posted on 02/07/03 @ 05:30 PM
- Name That Nose - Posted on 02/07/03 @ 11:54 AM
- Disco Squirrels - Posted on 02/07/03 @ 11:48 AM
- Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral? - Posted on 02/07/03 @ 11:43 AM
- Woman Broils Apple PowerBook - Posted on 02/06/03 @ 01:15 PM
- Ruminations for the Day - Posted on 02/06/03 @ 11:08 AM
- I'm losing patience with my neighbors, Mr Bush - Posted on 02/06/03 @ 10:25 AM
- Dark Motives - AE Tutorial #1 - Posted on 02/04/03 @ 10:37 AM
- Anybody have a used security camera enclosure? - Posted on 02/03/03 @ 04:46 PM
- Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers would enjoy this - Posted on 02/03/03 @ 12:44 PM
- Disney can't make up its mind - Posted on 02/03/03 @ 12:36 PM
- Woman can't find her winning $85 million lottery ticket - Posted on 02/03/03 @ 12:04 PM
- Man doubts his "World's Smartest Person" title - Posted on 02/03/03 @ 12:02 PM
- Michael Jackson has never had plastic surgery - Posted on 02/03/03 @ 11:43 AM
- Flipper goes to war, and morticians needed in Navy - Posted on 02/03/03 @ 09:18 AM
- Couple Sue McDonald's Over Tough Bagel - Posted on 02/02/03 @ 01:49 PM
- Skynyrd Guitarist Not Sure About War With Iraq - Posted on 02/02/03 @ 01:44 PM
- Space Shuttle may provide light show - Posted on 02/02/03 @ 01:41 PM
- Don't buy anything Romanian... - Posted on 02/02/03 @ 01:35 PM
- My Laptop is Here - Posted on 02/01/03 @ 04:02 PM
- About This Site - Posted on 02/01/03 @ 11:24 AM
- Seven feared dead in space shuttle disaster - Posted on 02/01/03 @ 09:44 AM
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