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" I wanted to keep all the stuff we'd had sex on."

From Ruminate.com:
While redecorating, I realized my wife and I have drastically different tastes in furniture. She wanted to keep only the pieces that reflected the French provincial theme she was creating; I wanted to keep all the stuff we'd had sex on.

Posted by Jake on 01/31/03 @ 12:09 PM
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