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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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5-year-old drives drunken mom homeTo continue the moronic submissions, this story out of Australia. I'll just quote the article: A family of three has been injured in a car crash after a five-year-old boy sitting on his mother's lap allegedly steered the vehicle because she was too drunk to drive. The boy's nine-year-old brother allegedly told staff at Nambour Hospital, on Queensland's Sunshine Coast, that his mother had been drinking and wanted her youngest son to steer the car while she operated the pedals, police said. I feel more sorry for the kids than I do the mom. She's an idiot, and put the lives of her kids in danger because she had a few too many to drink. Too bad she didn't die, then she'd be eligible for the Darwin Awards. 4 CommentsCasey said on 12/29/03 @ 06:13 PM:I am 14 and drive all the time, so what! sydney said on 03/12/04 @ 12:03 PM: I'm 11 and I have been practiceing driving since I was 3 starting with backing out now i'm learning how to stay on the road and parking correctly by driving a golf cart around golf crest country club. AIR said on 06/02/04 @ 11:28 PM: are you STUPID!! the post was a 5 year old driving and they prally all almost died Rachel said on 07/13/04 @ 03:21 PM: Ok so what if you guys are 14 and 11 that is a big age differebce compared to a 5 YEAR OLD. The only thing he has ever drived was a plastic toy car that has no floor. Post a comment |
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