Talk about the easiest job in the world
I'll just quote the lead from this story:
If Cabell County is ever victimized by weapons of mass destruction, the Cabell County Commission and Cabell County Office of Emergency Services wants to be prepared.
The commission approved the hiring of a planner/Citizen Corps coordinator to create such a plan and to oversee the formation of a community emergency response team. The position will be funded for one year through a grant from the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
The salary? About $30,000/year. To basically make sure that this little area of West Virginia doesn't go in to utter chaos if they're attacked by a -- to use a horribly overused phrase -- weapon of mass destruction.